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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

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I will never recover from this.

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I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

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i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

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rip judas you would have loved your theme song by lady gaga

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This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

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Ayo 😂😂

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‪waffle house has no manager. the line cook who has won the most fights is in charge‬

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Luke has AGGRESSIVE CANCER and needs our help!! URGENT!!!

Luke Fraley is a UPS driver in the Wentzville center out of earth city. Luke went to the hospital complaining of stomach pain. The result of the pain was a large tumor on his abdomen that was able to be removed. The biopsy determined that Luke has testicular cancer.

He was forced to remove a kidney and testicle. He has 6 inoperable tumors that we pray chemo will eliminate.

Luke is in good spirits, and as crazy as it sounds he wishes he was back at UPS with all of us.

Please find it in your heart to help support Luke and his family.

If you can’t donate, PLEASE REBLOG

https://gofund.me/12a9975e

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Horror pieces set 2

Set 1 here

Art By Miss Alice Meow    

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I love to see my cattle rancher friends dragging the shit out of their antivax colleagues

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u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

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i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened