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Welcome to Dex Rarepair Week! June 18th-24th

The aim of this week is to inspire fanworks in which Dex features in relationships other than DexNursey, and Polyfrogs.

Below is a list of prompts for the week.

June 18th - He was a boy, she was a girl (favorite M/F pairing)

June 19th - You Gay, Bro? (favorite M/M pairing)

June 20th - The More the Merrier (favorite poly ship)

June 21st - Summer Lovin’ (in honor of the first day of summer, it would be great to see Dex and his S/O having fun in the sun!)

June 22nd - Sexy Dexy (yes, we’re giving you permission to showcase Dex’s sexiness in a NSFW way)

June 23rd - In Any Version of Reality (any AU you want)

June 24th - Free Day (let your muse take you where it wants)

Make sure to tag your posts with “dexrarepairweek” in the first five tags so people can find your stuff!

We’re posting this now so you can mark your calendars. No need to worry though there’ll be reminders leading up to the week. If you have any questions about the event, send an ask to this blog, or message Chris @bittiesjack​ or Georgia @17piesinseptember​ and we’ll help you out.

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Bittyholtz Headcanons

Because the world needs more bittyholtz

They have a sex playlists its filled with dirty songs by Beyonce, Zayn, and Usher etc

Holster loves working out with Bitty. But not at the gym like he literally benchpresses Bitty for his workout, has him hold his feet for sit ups (which ofc end up with Holster kissing Bitty every rep) and lets him sits on his back while he does push ups. Bitty finds it very attractive and can’t stop blushing when he does.

Piggybacks happen a lot. Bitty will literally climb onto Holster’s back without warning while they’re walking and Holster just keeps on doing whatever he’s doing.

Bitty loves hearing Holster’s heartbeat when cuddling. This also results in their main sleeping position being Bitty resting his head on Holster’s chest with him holding Bitty win his arms. Holster constantly chirps him about being his own stuffed animal (also results in Holster starting to call him Bitty Bear).

Bitty Bear becomes so catchy Holster changes Bitty’s name in his phone to it to retaliate Bitty changes Holster’s to White Oak which Holster embraces wholeheartedly

Holster’s big teeth causes one main issue: big hickeys. Bitty got pulled aside by a classmate once wondering if he’s ok since it look like he suffered a dog attack on his neck. Needless to say after that event Holster learns to leave hickeys in other places

Holster has two different personas when having sex. Glasses Holster and Blind Holster. Glasses Holster comes out when he has glasses or contacts in and results in rought pounding sex with Bitty, Holster’s known to press Bitty into walls, doors, and there was even one time with the fridge. But Blind Holster comes out after a long day and usually late when there’s no need for him to pull out his glasses or keep his contacts in it results in pure intimate sex lots of touching and rubbing soft gasps and passionate kisses. Bitty can’t decide which he likes best but he leans towards Blind Holster since its usually quieter and won’t cause Chowder to walk-in on them to make sure Bitty wasn’t dying.

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Any whisex hcs?

Oh I have tons of headcanons, most have found their way into my long Whisex WIP, Between the Sacred Silence, if you’ve not read that. Cause that’s pretty much a Whiskey character study.

If you have, let’s see what else? Some of these are probably a bit spoilery.

Well I thought this might end up a little future fic in that series, but who knows if I will get around to writing it, but-

Whiskey never really thought about having kids, but he told Dex when he asked him the first time, to ask again some other time in the future.

The point is, he does come to want them, but only if they adopt and only if the child is also hard of hearing or deaf like he is.

Dex, seeing as I headcanon him having a younger sister who was born deaf, is more than okay with this requirement.

So they start the adoption process. Since neither of them cares whether the child is an infant or and older kid, nor do they care about the child’s race or sex, it goes a bit faster than say…parents who only want to adopt newborn white infants. The fact that they are explicitly looking to adopt a special needs child further expedites things.

When their adoption agent/social worker gives them the profile of a child that she feels would be perfect for them, they swear it’s fate because the little girl is named Luciana, just like Whiskey’s mom’s name was.

Vovó D, Whiskey’s grandmother,  teaches Dex all about Brazilian cooking when he comes to stay with them in the Bronx over the summer between Sophomore and Junior year. Though Bitty tweeted how good Dex is about following a recipe, he does decidedly less spectacularly when there is no recipe and he has to rely on ‘You use a little of this, and a little of that, not too much or it will taste like crap.’ ‘How much is too much?’ ‘Oh you’ll just know by sight.’ He does not, in fact know by sight, and Whiskey eventually writes all her recipes down for him to memorize.

Dex signs with the new expansion team, the Baltimore Osprey (I have designed jerseys already for this team- This is, mind you, not the first expansion team I have created with the intention of using in an omgcp fic. I am such a geek. Ask me about the Madison [Wisconsin not Georgia] Muskies.. Go ahead]). And by this time, he is over any qualms he might have ever had about coming out to the world. He doesn’t come out so much as just doesn’t give a fuck anymore what people think.. Due to his hot-headed nature, develops quite the reputation in the league as someone you do not want to mess with because he will drop the gloves at even the slightest chirp about his orientation. 

Whiskey may or may not (read: he does. he totally does) base a future comic character on Dex’s on ice persona.

I have so many more, but they are WAYYYYYYYY spoilery for that fic, and even that Dex signs with an NHL team was pushing it.

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OMGCP Rare Pair: Larmilla

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Weddings: NurseyRans

One of my fave people is into nursey and Ransom so I thought of this and wanted to share.

Their wedding is intimate and not that big. Nursey’s moms invite their siblings and Nursey’s cousins + his dad, and Ransom tries to keep it to people who’s name he knows in his family. This definitely takes up most of the roster, and the rest are friends from college, both the Smh, and others. Ransom’s best man is Holster, and yes he cried. Nursey’s is Chowder. Nursey’s groomsmen go Chowder, Dex, Farmer, and his sister. Ransoms groomsmen are Bitty, Holster, Lardo, and Jack. Shitty is both their friends and thus, was asked to officiate. and by asked I mean he offered. The process is just a smidgen hard. At first Nursey is hands off, and Ransom is stressed from all of it. Then after HEALTHY COMMUNICATION, Nursey steps in more, and honestly, it pulls together a lot. You see Ransom has a mind for logistics, who sits with who, how many flowers, what places will fit them, how much food, but Nursey is the #artiste, and Ransom didn’t have much in the way of vision. You see, nursey wanted to be hands off with the thought, I want whatever makes him happiest. together they go with a nice hotel reception hall,and do the ceremony and reception at the same place. The theme is classically romantic, roses and candles and whites and golds. Nursey has lace accents on his suit and his makeup is rose gold,and Ransom has a red head wrap. They decide not to do vows,they take so much time, and head quickly to the partying. The food was determined by both their families to be, bring as much as possible,which worked out well. (I personally appreciate the idea Nursey is ¼ native American ¼ black and ½ arabic). The honeymoon is at a nice bed and breakfast,and they are super in love thanks.

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Chapter 15 of “Between the Sacred Silence” is here: x

Sneak peek: 

“It’s just…” Rafa rubbed the back of his shoulder and sighed. “It was naive of me to think all his friends in legal places had cut ties with him you know?” He looked away from the screen and to the plain white envelope sitting on the foot of his bed.

Over the years, his father- no, Daniel. Daniel had reached out to him, and each time the letter remained unopened. In most cases, after he confirmed to Vovó D that he did not want to read them, but that he didn’t care if she read them, she would burn them in the kitchen sink.

She read every one, he assumed to make sure the asshole wasn’t trying to manipulate his way back into Rafa’s life. Rafa never asked what was said in them. However, as he got older, the frequency of the letters decreased, and he thought Daniel had finally got the hint.

Apparently not. And now, it seemed he’d contacted some of his friends with government computer access to figure out his address. Or hell, maybe the fucker had caught one of Rafa’s games during his TV privileges and went from there.

Read the rest on AO3

Read from the Beginning

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AU suggestion

Jenny and Mandy start a business using their ghost-powers to scare monsters out from underneath children’s beds

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Hi y'all, As you know Tumblr's search function blows. And as such it has been tricky to find content of rare ships, and almost impossible for the truly rare ships. So if you come across something good that needs to reach more eyes, send it our way via message, ask, or submit (I am pretty sure I set that up correctly)

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bittyholtz celebrity AU

(((because i can’t ever have great writing ideas for normal pairings or situations that people care about)))

anyways AU where holster is a famous singer-songwriter, he’s probably got a Grammy at this point, and oh man he’s definitely considered a heartthrob (I’m picturing like the musical equivalent of lorde and the teen sex icon equivalent of shawn mendes) and decides he wants to take time away from his career to go to college (which is why he’s 22 as a sophomore just like in canon)

he’s very open and social at samwell and even lives in a dorm as a frog so he obviously gets a ton of attention for a while but samwell is small and soon everyone who cares has met him and is just kind of used to it so he can just kinda live his life (except during Tour Season but we’ll put that aside for now)

right at the outset of holster’s frog year he meets and befriends ransom and they really hit it off. best bros. legendary pong partners. ur platonic drift-compatible favs. this is how holster comes to be an honorary member of smh, gets his hockey nickname, and he really Finds His People in the haus. when ransom gets dibs to the attic the next year, he invites holster to share it with him bc it’s Big and holster is a Friend so it’s not like any of the other smh people would object.

enter one eric r bittle. smol gay baker boy who comes to samwell for hockey, ya ya we know that part. the gag is, he’s a HUGE adam birkholtz fan. how can he not be tbh the boy has the voice of an angel and he’s HOT AS FUCK. (and he doesn’t use gendered pronouns in any of his songs so for all anyone knows he could totally be queer which isn’t a lot to go on but bitty can always hope)

holster doesn’t go to the smh games cause he’d get mobbed and he doesn’t wanna take attention away from the teams successes (and he doesn’t know much about hockey anyway). which is why it’s not public knowledge that he’s connected in any way to smh. bitty comes to samwell not really expecting to get to see adam around much. maybe he’ll get the chance to introduce himself sheepishly and say “I’m a big fan” but that’s It

fast forward to bitty’s taddy tour. he gets sidetracked and loses the group as he tends to the nasty kitchen. he’s in the middle of putting his pie in the oven when none other than Adam fucking birkholtz comes home, headphones in, singing some new adele song or something idk, and drops a couple groceries on the counter before going upstairs. bitty is SHOOK and when shitty pops his head into the kitchen to ask what’s up, why is bitty not with the group anymore, bitty just says point blank out loud “sorry i just remembered that im Really Gay” and then hurries out of the haus so he won’t pass out on the nasty kitchen floor

anyways this got WAY longer than i was anticipating and i really wanna write a proper fic of it SO im ending this headcanon here bc im gonna write the shit out of this later toodles

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simple

Snowy can’t stand Tater.

Snowy’s got ideas, man. Ideas and concepts and notions that all are begging to be expressed at any one moment.  He can’t look at a thing without seeing a thousand facets of it. He looks at an issue, or a person, and immediately sees them, like an insect, through a million eyes at once. Take Jack Zimmermann, for instance. The minute Snowy laid eyes on Jack, he saw the father’s-son aspect. He saw the tenuous hold on calm. He saw the genuine love for the game, and he saw the weight of expectations. You could go at Jack from any number of angles. People are complex.

Except Tater. Tater is too fucking simple.

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Any ship? What about Dex/Holster (Holodex) getting together? Or Dex/Nursey/Ransom/Holster date night? Or just Dexnursey making up (and out) after an argument?

OK LISTEN i had never even really considered dex/holster but now i really am???this is VERY dex centric but i hope you like it regardless!( cross posted to ao3 here | send me omgcp promps! )

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Dex had known that he’s Not Straight since high school. He wasn’t entirely sure where he fell on the spectrum or what to identify himself as yet – one of Shitty’s many rants let him know that this is totally okay and normal and that sexuality is fluid – but he knew he’s attracted to men.

He ended up at Samwell where it’s said that nearly 25% - if not more – of the student population was also Not Straight.

Dex though, thought to himself, that there’s no way he could be out – even if that were the case. Not as a hockey player.

But then there was Bitty who was so unapologetically himself and out and Dex envied Bitty’s bravery and his ability to be so open, even in such a homophobic sport.

What he didn’t expect, was Holster.

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dex has seen every episode of 7th Heaven. probably owns the whole series on dvd too. when holster admits that’s one show he’s never seen before dex makes him watch it with him.

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When canines forget

Title: When Canines forget.  Or what happens when you let Nursey and Dex dog sit.

Fandom: OMGCheckplease

Pairing: Caitlin Farmer/Chris Chow Derek Nurse/William Poindexter

Rating: G

Word count: 2097

Also on AO3

Chris is doing optional skate and the dog isn’t responding to its name.  They’re not terrible owners.  They feed the dog, they walk him, they give him belly rubs and biscuits (probably more biscuits than he deserves really) and they make sure that when they go on a long drive he gets enough of a gap out the back window to stick his nose through and sniff the breeze.  They also trained the dog, she was there, she remembers reading the book, carrying the treats in her bag, feeling her heart in her throat when she let him off the lead for the first time terrified that it would be the last she saw of him.  And besides, even if she hadn’t trained the dog she definitely gave him a name he recognised.

Except he doesn’t seem to be recognising it anymore.

She can see his ears prick up when she calls him, can hear him thwacking his tail excitedly against the cupboards as he glances between her and a very appealing slipper by the patio door.

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Chowder and Caitlin Farmer headcanons

So! I got thinking about Chowder and how he and Farmer ended up going out. (Thanks, Hockey Queers, for the inspiration, you know who you are!) Because you just HAVE to know it was the most africkingDORABLE courtship ever. So here are some headcanons about the Courtship of Caitlin Farmer.

So according to the tweets, we know how Chowder and Farmer met. Near Thanksgiving, Dex and Chowder trip into the women’s volleyball team:

11/25/2014 23:31:29 chowder is mortified he keeps asking the same girl if she’s okay (they were both in the same pile of leaves for a second there)

By the next day, Ransom and Holster have set her up as Chowder’s Screw date. Screw is 12/7. But they don’t become official until very late December, and while Chowder and Bitty are home for the holidays:

12/28/2014 22:02:46 My baby-child, my son and ward, the warm ray of sunshine that is the net-minder Chris “Chowder” Chow….no longer appears to be single.

But that gives us a whole *MONTH* of speculation as to how the adorable small baby Chowder and Tall Volleyball Girl Caitlin Farmer got together.

So kindly consider:

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Imagine if you will the underexplored ship of Johnson/Nursey:

They would existential the shit out of life. Think about it though:

Nursey (lying on the grass staring up at the sky): “I dunno, Johnsy. It’s like, why are we here, babe?”

Johnson (running his hands through Nursey’s fluffy hair): “Because we got in the car and drove here” Nursey: “No, I mean, here, what is life?”

Johnson: “Are you high right now?”

Nursey: “Regrettably no. But think about it.” 

Johnson (staring out of the computer monitor like a camera on The Office): “Well we are here, because the creator saw a need for a web based medium in which a particular individual such as myself is used as a looking glass, and intermediary to the viewer.”

Nursey: “What the ever loving fuck does that mean? What computer monitor are you talking about?”

Johnson (points to some indeterminate spot in the distance): “We are all fictional, and this universe isn’t real.”

Nursey: "Well, damn, babe. That’s some heavy shit right there. So not chill.“

IMAGINE ALL THE POSSIBILITIES! THINK OF THE META!

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Thanks to @tiny-potatos​ for sending this prompt my way (original post by @bewaretheides315):

One guy asks two girls to go on a double date with him and his friend. The girls are like “sure, sounds fun!” and the guys are like “score!” until they show up for the date and the girls hold hands, and sit next to each other, and one of them gives the other one a little cutesy couple neck kiss and the other asks the guys how long they’ve been together. And suddenly the guys aren’t really sure how to explain that they really thought they were going on a different kind of double date so they just kind of go along with it and, well, you know how this ends.

But with a little twist and a read more after the first scene.

Characters: April, March, Holster, Ransom

“Rebecca, you’re my best friend, and I love you to death, but you really need to put more thought into some of your ideas. There is no way those two are interested in us. They may be hot as hell, but like, Justin seems into you, sure, but Adam…and me? I hear he likes them tall, thin, and white.” April pinched the bridge of his nose. They’d been over this before, many times in fact.

“April, relax. I’m telling you I was getting definite interested vibe from Adam. He laughed at your pathetic pun jokes.”

“Hey! Those were hilarious, anyone would laugh.”

“No, April. No one could possibly think those were funny unless they were trying to flirt with you. Twenty bucks they agree to it.”

April smirked. She always loved taking Rebecca’s bets, because nine times out of ten, she ended up on the winning end. She had no doubt that this time would prove profitable. “You’re on.”

Rebecca reached down and grabbed her by the wrist, pulling her across the Quad and towards the library. “Come on. I know where most of the hockey team should be right now.”

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Rare pair time! :D