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Nonstick broom

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The villain must know your secret identity. There is no other explanation. All of their plans are perfectly timed with your work hours, and always take place as far away from your family as possible. You have decided to finally confront them about it.

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do you all see my vision here

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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Anyone done this? Basira :DDD She's awesome

(It says "Detective" but my computer cursive isn't the best)

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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This is what you’ll see in your nightmares. Time to lotion up beholding boy.

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Is it actually a transphobic stereotype, or is it just someone playing with gender? Is it actually a transphobic stereotype, or did a trans woman just decide not to shave that day? Is it actually a transphobic stereotype, or did a trans man not feel like wearing a binder? Is it actually a transphobic stereotype, or is it just a nonbinary person existing? Is it actually a transphobic stereotype, or are you trying to police people’s gender presentation based on the same bullshit ideas about gender that you claim to be fighting against?

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how to grow the fuck up

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle