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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Praca licencjacka? Chyba raczej powód mojego zabicia się

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I'm away from social media and stuff for a few days and Roy does that??? Ummm

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Start in Lillehammer with a mixed comp sounds interesting

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Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎁

Thank you!!! 🩷🩷

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Help??? Why did they say it like that. It's like they are stating a fact instead of wishing me happy birthday

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Time is so weird, my 18th birthday feels like it was yesterday so how the fuck am I turning 21 tomorrow

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Everything was against me but I somehow made it to my train

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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The bird in question

Someone brought a goose to the train station????? In a dog carrier?????

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Someone brought a goose to the train station????? In a dog carrier?????

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Guess who decided to be a cheapskate and instead of renting a room for the night they are waiting at the station till 4am

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I'm at a train station waiting for my train and a dude next to me is watching some ski jumping compilation

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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict