#just how

[sugoi-writes]

Cold. That's all you felt the second Alastor slipped from your core and pulled away from your back. Cold, and empty. A shiver ran up your spine as you sat there on your knees in the center of Alastor's bed, sheets soaked in spit and sweat and semen, your mind trying to catch up with reality. Where did he go?

You didn't have to wonder for long, as Alastor soon returned to your view - hair disheveled, antlers that had tripled in size, and a fine layer of sweat covering his well-toned chest and abs (his chic sense of fashion and debonair attitude was so so SO misleading). You watched him as he moved around you, knocking a couple of pillows that were clinging to the edge of his bed to the floor. It took your conscious mind a couple more seconds to comprehend what he was doing, but once it did, you had to bite your lip as your brain began to conjure such delectably salacious images of what he wanted you to do.

Alastor wanted you to ride him.

"Well, love," he started as he laid before you on his back; one hand tucked behind that magnificently opulent head of red and black hair; the other lazily stroking his still engorged cock - a bead of pre rolling down the length of it and mixing with your combined essences in the space between his shaft and balls.

From the corner of your eye, you barely noticed the stirring of shadows as Alastor stared you down, his signature cocky smirk present and a single brow raised. A soft whine escaped his throat when he tightened his grip and began to pump himself with a little more vigor, drool trickling from the corners of his mouth at the thought of being inside you once more. "It's not going to ride itself."

Fuck, this demon was insatiable!

( I promise, no more teasing after this one~ 😘 Love youuuu~! - ☄️❤️ Smut Santa )

MERRY FUCKING SMUTMAS, ANIMALS!!! SMUT SANTA HAS CUM COME!

First of all, how are you today, ☄️❤️Anon? Because I don't know HOW you crank these out so fast? Are you sleeping? Are you eating? 👀

S-SECOND OF ALL... ugh 😫💦 The cockiness! The demand! This man knows I would slurp him down, top to bottom, leaving no cum crumbs! I wanna R I D E that fucking sleigh, OKAY?!

I look forward to your other iterations, and the presents you continue to bless others with. 🙏 Good tidings for Smutmess, and a Happy Nude Year~

I fucking LOVE YOU, you brilliant, brilliant writer, you!!!

I definitely, for sure, just invented a Triple Hell for all of my Christmas puns. Lucifer is too scared to deal my dumb ass

@hazelfoureyes @minkdelovely I am NOT going to recover from this!!!!

[nerdycartoongal]

Yeah just HOW?!!

[iguessricciardo]

[dontletyourguarddown]

[figs-oliomedley]

I was completely normal about him from day one

[sluttery-withoutshame]

Dude should be living the granddad life by now.

[newtishwritings]

I AM 100% SERIOUS

If someone told me a minecraft youtuber would cause character inspiration I would have laughed.

Now I'm coming up with a plot that's emotionally sending me. Simultaneously I want to strangle my character and set him off to the side wrapped up in a warm blanket with his two confidants.

Technically Bdubs and Martyn also count, just with different characters. Actually I shouldn't say anymore than that. Just the rant I could go on about because of my angst trio. And again its because of minecraft youtuber influence.

[sschmendrick]

Nobody does it better than him

[melverie]

The way lesson 27 and that season 3 RPG arc with mini-Lucifer essentially play out the same way tho

-> Satan is (supposedly in season 3's case) the final boss -> they find a treasure chest and someone points out it could be a trap -> they skip all the fighting because Belphie somehow teleports them to the castle Satan is in -> instead of actually fighting they talk it out -> Lucifer says some stuff to Satan which is the reason Satan doesn't want to fight anymore and gives up

[blood-orange-juice]

Ok, time to dig up a fossilized theory of mine.

Childe as an inversion of the hero's journey!

I have an update! Remember the addition near the end? If we consider him a native of the Abyss, hero's journey is actually played straight with him. I said it was unlikely (I don't expect this level of writing from a gacha game) but guess what.

In which case the "ordeal, death and rebirth" stage is happening... right about now. He even got a nice underwater fortress and a Cerberus guard for paraphernalia.

And he's doing great so far! He has a goal, a mentor and even a magic helper (us). All the things a normal hero should have.

(this is actually really cool. Abyss and ordinary world are upside down reflections of each other, metaphorically at least. and he's a false hero in one of them while being a very real one in the other

dUaLiTy)

Also a thing about this stage is that the hero is supposed to integrate his shadow self during it. So, uhm. Shadow self just said hi. Pneumosia lore also says hi.

(now I have to wait for 4.1 and 4.2 and see what happens. probably 4.2, as 4.1 seems to have a different lore nuke)

[dannythesecond1]

HE FUCKING SURVIVED

HOW

[whyoneartheven]

character design be like:

Y’all how did I go from that to this in less than 8 months

[zaddyazula]

must’ve been a rubber bullet

[inconspicouslurker]

A Dark Pact Must Have Been Made

Nothing astounds me more then going to A03 and see someone has their shit together by having a set number of chapters. For example: 10/53. Like how do you know how many chapters its going to take?! I cant write a damn one shot before it becomes 3.

Then person who has their shit together ups the ante by updating regularly.

[the-fatal-impact]

Seriously, what a gówno…

[sluttery-withoutshame]

Revealing lyrics.

File this under: Why Eric Singer is still single.