omie-wise
omie-wise
The Scythe of Time has no power in this corner of the heart
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omie-wise · 10 hours ago
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SPOILER: everyone’s “terrible comics” are across the board Really Great, Actually!
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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omie-wise · 12 hours ago
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Someone bookmarked one of my novel-based fics & every other fic they’d bookmarked or written for was for one of like three different video games.
my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 
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omie-wise · 13 hours ago
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omie-wise · 14 hours ago
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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none
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omie-wise · 15 hours ago
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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omie-wise · 22 hours ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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omie-wise · 22 hours ago
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One night I dreamt I was reading an Onion article about Gary Indiana “becoming overflow parking for Chicago” and it started out funny then got racist & I woke up angry.
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano” and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
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omie-wise · 1 day ago
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whoops I accidentally may have made a mascot. She is a possum with a pencil and her best friend is a mosquito. Let’s see if I even remember them next year
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omie-wise · 2 days ago
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I'm still blogging my way through Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber. Here's the first entry! I've finished "The Guns of Avalon" with the last two posts scheduled for this coming week, and have started "The Sign of the Unicorn."
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omie-wise · 2 days ago
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Princes will literally ask, "Is anyone else gonna form a deeply unhealthy codependent relationship with this knight, twist his fealty to their own purposes, and turn themselves into his true religion," and not wait for an answer.
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omie-wise · 2 days ago
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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omie-wise · 2 days ago
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omie-wise · 6 days ago
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say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.
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omie-wise · 7 days ago
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FINALLY watched “a knight’s tale.” pretty fun but literally what the hell was jocelyn wearing for the entirety of the movie
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omie-wise · 7 days ago
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omie-wise · 7 days ago
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Laios devouring a mandrake
Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc
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omie-wise · 8 days ago
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"The Adversary had to match Tony's Vision more than many of the others..." I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.
Preorder the art book! It's over 290 pages, hardcover, and filled with many choices. The pre-order page for it still needs to be updated w/ the proper cover + landscape format (we were originally planning on portrait mode, but landscape gave us a lot more freedom)
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