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ominouscorvid · 6 months
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reading "the law is supposed to be morally neutral", bursting out laughing, closing the tab
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ominouscorvid · 6 months
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j'ai su que les français sont les parents de la codification, mais je n'étais absolument pas préparée à ouvrir mon premier code français annoté. CHAQUE ARTICLE A TOUS LES RÉFERENCES DU MONDE. c'est un peu accablant, honnêtement. impressionant, tout de même. chapeau aux français, qui ont crée non seulement le code, mais le code dont chaque article a ses articles de commentaire.
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ominouscorvid · 6 months
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the state of my apartment recently: *no noise but that of me typing on my computer, occasionally flipping through books or swiping on my tablet, and my cat puttering about (when she's not sleeping)* *drilling or hammering noises from the neighbours*
me, yelling at no one: I swear to GOD if I hear ONE MORE STUPID CONSTRUCTION NOISE i will personally figh-
*drilling or hammering noises stop* *I go back to the aforementioned activities in complete silence*
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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gay sex
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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in honor of louise glück’s passing, here is a poem that i think about constantly and that has pulled me through some of the most difficult moments in my relationship with my parents
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door
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ominouscorvid · 7 months
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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