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Snotlout in very high heels like Lady Gaga

Bold of you to assume he could walk in very high heels

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In another world there is an infinetly cooler version of me that makes the 8000 Snotlout animations i have mapped out in my head an actual reality

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snotlout wouldve loved instagram reels i can feel it in my soul

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Snotlout having a Sylveon is so such a cute idea actually, he should get it a studded leather collar so they can match

I know jackshit about the franchise but i love fakemon so please tell me what pokemon you think Snotlout would have

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I know jackshit about the franchise but i love fakemon so please tell me what pokemon you think Snotlout would have

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How would you imagine Snotlout and Fishlegs, or their descendants/reincarnation, in the modern world (still on the Fishlout aspect)?

Fishlegs studies Biology and works at a reptile sanctuary. The place is a popular spot for school trips and Fishlegs is very eager to foster the next generations love for wild life. It’s important to him that children learn at a young age to value all animals, irregardless of how useful or amicable they are to humans. He is somewhat vary of older students however. Kids can be ruthless and their comments remind him of his own stay in secondary school, a time he'd rather not revisit.

Snotlout works as a mechanic at Gobbers, but he doesn’t exactly enjoy his job. The old man doesn’t trust him with any serious work and Snotlout dreams of grand creative endeavors. What exactly he wants to do he isn't sure of yet, but it'll need to be something impressive. He's also the vocalist in a band, the members constanty bicker and they have broken up more times than Snotlout can count. However they still manage to retain a small local fanbase.

Now they meet again via Hiccup (him and Snotlout are cousins here, he became fast friends with Fishlegs after meeting him in a study group). Their relationship develops slowly but they come to appreciate and eventually love eachother. Fishlegs is endeared by Snotlouts softer side, his reluctant but genuine care for others and his creative talent. Snotlout on the other hand is absolutely smitten with Fishlegs passion, his rock-solid coviction and how strongly he stands up for those weaker than him (including Snotlout).

The two of them visited the same middle school. Fishlegs was bullied but managed to find himself a small friend group, including Heather who he gad a brief fling with. Meanwhile Snotlout stuck to the popular kids, never quite an outsider but no ones first choice either. The few times they interacted were always negative, Snotlouts obession with status and his constant need to perforn for others approval led him to pick of Fishlegs, though the other usually had some snarky renark at the ready.

Fishlegs regarded Snotlout as obnoxiously pathetic, willing to demean himself for the approval of people who couldn't care less if he keeled over dead. Snotlout found comfort in comparing himself to Fishlegs: He might not have been on the top of the social ladder but at least he didn’t have to waste away on its bottom rung with Fishface and the other losers, even though seeing them act all happy and content amongst eachother always left him feeling a little jealous. All in all, if the two of them ever thought of eachother, it was only ever with mild distain.

(Brief detour idea: Fishlegs can see that Snotlout isn't fit to care for such a demanding dog and he constantly complains about the thing. So Fishlegs looks for someone who's expirienced with dogs that have behavioral issues, he suggests that Snotlout give Hookfang up and Snotlout gets incredibly pissed. As Fishlegs spends more time seeing the two interact he realizes that he underestimated just how deep their bond is and that Snotlout sees failing to train Hookfang as him both failing himself and the dog. Snotlout is eventually willing to admit that he needs some support so they both put in 200% and find a dog trainer that's specialized in dealing with former fighting dogs)

Meatlig is a French Bulldog (one of those deliberately bred to minimze breathing issues idk the name) and Hookfang's a Dobermann (they could be a Toad/iguana instead to stick with the reptile theme but i prefer them as dogs).

Meatlug is a sweetie pie of course but Hookfang is terribly behaved, to the point that Fishlegs initally keeps his distance. Turns out he's a dog fighting rescue (smth smth dragon arena) Snotlout fell for him a first sight, even though he's been bitten by Hookfang more than a few times he wouldn't give him up for the world ("I'm not a quitter, Fishface. Besides, what am i supposed to do, bring Hooky to some shelter? He'd either be put down or he'd be locked in a cage for the rest of his life.") With Fishlegs and Snotlout combined training efforts Hookfang becomes more managable, though he remains rowdy and doesn’t get along with other dogs besides Meatlug

As for their families: Fishlegs comes from a very liberal household. Both Mr. and Mrs. Ingerman are overprotective but well intentioned parents, they deeply care for all their children and support them in their respective endeavors. (Idk if Fishlegs is the oldest or a middle child but he definetly has younger siblings)

The Jorgensons are more well off than the Ingermans but considerably less loving. Snotlout is technically an only child (dead older brother who was everything Snotlout couldn't be), Spitelout is the same in character and Snotlouts mother is a kind but quiet woman who enables her husbands behavior through tepid support (alternatively they divorced, she moved out of the country to start a new life, her and Snotlout stay in touch but Snotlout feels slightly resentful at her for leaving. Here Spitelout would be the classis bitter divorced guy ofc)

Smth smth they stay with the Ingermans over the holidays, Snotlout is jealous of how supportive Fishlegs family is so he gets all bitter and petulant, Fishlegs thinks he's being unfair and they have a big fight, both say things to the other they shouldn’t have and feel terrible right after, they make up ofc and it's very sappy and we get a Fishlout makeout sesh on the Ingermans front lawn

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What is to you the best ship with Snotlout. Like legit , all other ships get deleted from existence, you can only pick one, and why. What are like, the merits of each one?

I meeeaaaann i'd be Snotlout x my oc no question but that's not a particulary helpful awnser

I'd say Fishlout. It's my favorite canon ship, their dinamic is fun, it's multifaceted enough to play around with, you can add lots of angst once you throw Thor into the mix, it's great for nsfw scenarios with their size + strength difference, it's the full package really. Second choice would be Daglout probably, I think lots of potential there but people just don’t seem that interested unfortunately. I don’t need others imput to enjoy a ship but seeing others interpretations always makes it more engaging y'know

Some ships i enjoy from all angles, some only in specific scenarios (for example i think the idea of Snotstrid hooking up is interesting but i can't see them entering a committed relationship) so even if I like a ship that's also smth to consider i suppose

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He just discovered taxes.

Those are some big fucking taxes

Actually look at his legs

Gay little pose even as he faces death (taxes)

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In your professional opinion, do you think Snotlout would/could ever reach a point where he'd actually be capable of realising that his father isn't as great as he thinks?

I mean he kinda does that in rtte right?

Snotlout doesn’t fully realise to what extent his fathers teachings are detrimental but he's definetly much more willing to shit talk Spitelout than he was during RoB and Not Lout ends with him directly rejecting his fathers imput after it drove him to have a mental breakdrown

He's not quite there yet but we see him making progress

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Choosing to believe that Hookfang does that cat thing where he forgets to pull his tongue in fully after closing his mouth so it peeks out the front a little bit and Snotlout thinks it's super cute but he can't point it out lest Hooky gets embarrassed and stops doing it

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I seriously think Snotlout is happy when he's with his friends, and most of the time he's wearing a happy face mask to hide his loneliness. And when he comes to his house he loses his smile and goes to bed so he can move on to the next day

I don't quite get what you mean? Cause you're saying Snotlout is happy with his friends but then you also go on to say in the same sentence that he's pretending to be happy to hide his true feelings?

I don't agree that Snotlout acts all happy around others and then drops the facade and becomes deeply depressed once he's alone, if that's what you’re saying, but again i'm not sure what you mean

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I shall fix the sins of the previous anon; fishlout but they beat each other (hence the Thor)

I'm sry but that just makes me giggle, like them hitting each other with giant mallets

Taking this prompt seriously, any scenario in which Thor actually dates Snotlout, wether he does it to keep him obedient, because he likes toying with him, or because he's genuinely attracted to Snotlout in some way would 100% be abusive (Thor is litteral just a walking amalgam of toxic traits, he's incapableof enteringq healthy relationship). My go to guess it that he likes seeing Snotlout grovel in front of him and their difference in strength, as well as getting to push around someone who's so deeply reluctant to fight back (i've talked about why this is the case before)

I can't see this turning into mutual abuse because if Snotlout ever stood up for himself by fighting back Thor would just lose interest, Snotlout is merely his accessory and punching bag, he is no way near equal to him so why should Thor dignify any mutual exchange by engaging in some petty slap fight

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don't you just want to bash his stupid head in with a rock. he's so stupid I love him

Y DID HE LOOK LIKE THAT AUGGHHJ I WANT HIM KISSED ALL OVER MY STUPID STUPID STUPID LITTLE BOY

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fish lout tragic yoai

w thorbonecrusheerr 😩

You gotta be a bit more specific than that

Like unrequited? Or like toxic relationship? Like they're dating but Snotlout only really wants Thor? Gimme smth to work with here man

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From what you said in Homecoming is so true and it break my heart I never really noticed until now. Snotlout is having a lonely life while everyone have someone: Hiccup and Astrid have a family, Fishlegs is dating Ruffnut (I wish Fishlout was canon but I still like Ruffnut a lot) and Tuffnut has his sister too. Snotlout is...well we don't know if his parents are still alive but in the case they're not... I feel very bad for him. I wish Hookfang would come back just for him.

Yeah :(

Canon was never kind to Snotlout but it’s still dissapointing

He's shown to be happy because this is the fun 10 years later "where are they now" special where everything's going well (except for Gobber crashing out) but the Snotlout we've been shown up until know wouldn't really be happy in this scenario

I wonder if Homecoming is part of why Tufflout is so popular (as in popular for a Snotlout ship), if that was a ship I enjoyed I'd probably be less bitter about the whole thing

You can theorise that Snotlout has gone through some major off-screen character development and that by now he's grown into a content person, that he's perfectly comfortable with his place in Berks community. But he doesn’t do or say anything of substance in the whole special to support that idea so it's kinda just cope

Like it's trivial i know but this does genuinely bother me, it's sort of emblematic of how I feel about his treatment in the francise as a whole. Like the people involved with this project seemingly cared so little for a character I love so much

That is part of why I tend to think of Snotlout as mine. As in mine to care for, to cherish when others couldn't be bothered to. There's this thing, this funny little guy on the tv that I love so deeply, that I have loved for the najority of my life. I want others to share in that love and I want to hone my artistic skills so I can express that love even better. It's a genuinely good motivator for creative projects

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HOLD UP, LADIES 😏 Snotlout in 2010s modern au