omnipitant-duck
omnipitant-duck
Just a duck
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GAY!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈[bass boosted vine boom sound effect here]The Magnus Archives gives me life (unfortunately)I relate to Wylan Van Eck a little too much for it to be healthy
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omnipitant-duck · 1 minute ago
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It's actually insanely powerful how much depth you can add to a character simply by giving them a singular non-plot-related hobby.
I have this one character who was basically created for the sole purpose of dying so his brother could have a character arc about it. He had little personality, was basically just a yes-man for his brother so that once he died his brother had to actually make decisions for himself. I didn't particularly want him to die but I didn't care all that much about him. Then one day I went "What if he played the guitar" and literally instantly I was struck with how sad his death was because suddenly he was now a real person who did things. (He still has to die because plot but every time I think about it I wanna cry).
Anyways give your character some random hobby or even just a simple but extremely specific detail. It makes them feel so much more alive.
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omnipitant-duck · 2 minutes ago
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To the public you're a legendary hero who arrives only when the fate of the world hangs in the balance. In reality you just can't be bothered unless the threat effects you personally.
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omnipitant-duck · 3 minutes ago
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“Son, I think it’s time for you to know that when you turn 18 an albino gorilla will come and beat you senseless. I don’t know why but it happened to me, it happened to my father, my grandfather, and his father as well. Nothing you can do about it, so don’t make any plans until afterwards.”
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omnipitant-duck · 4 minutes ago
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Damn, didn't know the distortion opened a restaurant. Were the owners' names Michael and Helen by any chance?
istfg the resturant i went to last night was so spiral coded, all the walls had this intricate pattern (yes they did look like spirals) and the walls and ceiling seemed to bend ever so slighlty and it was driving me fucking insane, not to mention the place was built like a labrynth and it took 5 seperate turns through 3 corridors just to get to the bathroom
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I WAS TWEAKING GUYS
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omnipitant-duck · 40 minutes ago
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In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.
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omnipitant-duck · 45 minutes ago
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"WHAT IS THAT!" Shouted the cleric. "It's our new wizard you asked me to find." Said the fighter "I meant a human maybe a elf what is that thing." Said the cleric "He's a Woolly mammoth beast man and he's awesome he's a master wizard so he's perfect for our party." Replied the fighter.
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omnipitant-duck · 45 minutes ago
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Kat says trans, non-binary and people with other gender identities are awesome and valid. Not only are you valid, but you deserve to thrive, whatever that looks like for you. You deserve to be happy, and i mean truly happy, where you wake up everyday excited for what's to come. We also all deserve 500 cats for the crap we go through 🥰
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omnipitant-duck · 55 minutes ago
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I'm here/ I'm home
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omnipitant-duck · 1 hour ago
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finished toadbert's halloween costume
little wizard
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omnipitant-duck · 5 hours ago
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*me flirting*
so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?
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omnipitant-duck · 5 hours ago
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You teach several highly recommended acting classes, however, to your dismay, you never seem to see any of your students again. Until today, when you find one of your best pupils in your office. With weapon in hand, they coldly ask you "How many agents have you trained?"
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omnipitant-duck · 6 hours ago
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These little ads are so fun to make
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omnipitant-duck · 6 hours ago
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writing is the most insane hobby it's like,
is it easy? no
is it fast? also no
but is it fun? well,
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omnipitant-duck · 7 hours ago
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I have stuff I need to do but my brain is stuck on micheallllllllllĺll door spiral distortion spin around in brain no anything else only spiral man thinggggggggg
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omnipitant-duck · 7 hours ago
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No he's not done yet 😔 I made the mistake of starting other projects before he was
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He does not have the right to be THIS fun to draw
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omnipitant-duck · 8 hours ago
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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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omnipitant-duck · 8 hours ago
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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.
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