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relatable

Okay but what if my maths teacher is secretly Athena and I say ‘I’m so good at maths I’m the best at it ever’ and she’s like ‘are you sure?’ And I say ‘yeah’ and then she just says ‘she is come’ and transforms into Athena and then we have a maths test and I get too cocky so she turns my into a simultaneous equation.

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My new years resolution will be being the alpha, the leader, and the one to trust

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Average Nevermoor fan experience in 2024

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Improvement?

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Pig man

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Danny DeVito as Tingle, or we riot

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'Dirt life'

Not very encouraging

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

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We should all thank Elon for setting the bar so low for us /s

I would like to thank Elon Musk for breaking the stereotype that “high functioning” autistic people are geniuses, because he’s genuinely so fucking dumb I can hardly even fathom it.

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Time to bleach my brain ig

Hollow Mind goes crazy when you realize Kid Belos was just this grown ass man LARPing as a mute toddler.

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Attempted to draw Saria

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Have a buff voldemort

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Ai Hooty is not okay

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I don't understand people with consistant art styles and I never will

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so silly and goofy

Toh AU

What if Belos was Enoby Dark'ness Demtia Raven Way's grandfather?

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Toh AU

What if Belos was Enoby Dark'ness Demtia Raven Way's grandfather?

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I did this a couple of months ago