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ritual if it was about top surgery: take my breasts away
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listened to the new songs. what was happening to them in ritual. beel sounded like he was just at the dentist and lucifer sounded like he just had a long drink but levi sounded like someone was doing crazy things to his prostate
#obey me#HELLOOO they have been getting so much more loosehanded with the nsfw undertones since nightbringer ended
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listen. these are the same picture to me
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I don't even play the game anymore but i suddenly wanted to draw her
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okay yeah lucifer was just as bad if not worse WHEW
checked out asmo's birthday story and that was some of the most obvious "we are about to FUCK" dialogue i've ever seen out of these games. lowkey worried about lucifer's now bc i know i can't trust him not to be equally if not more overt
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checked out asmo's birthday story and that was some of the most obvious "we are about to FUCK" dialogue i've ever seen out of these games. lowkey worried about lucifer's now bc i know i can't trust him not to be equally if not more overt
#'unwrap you and see what's inside' HELLO??????#it feels like they're wayy more forward in these stories than they've been in the apps like.. ever maybe#idk i think they were a bit more straightforward about the sexual tones earlier on#by the time we got nightbringer they were always being super coy about it#obey me#obey me asmodeus
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it's pride month you know what that means *points crossbow at lucifer*
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thirteen likes frogs OH BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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imagined an au where luke is a scrappy cockney urchin and sighed longinglyly
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Dateable Thirteen could save the Kickstarter of this 3rd Obey me app
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They are just so dhajajajahaha Why not romance the Grim Reaper it’s hot??
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mammon thinks caramelising onions is putting caramel on onions
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livin la vida loca is about thirteen to me
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“Asmo would support whoever MC chooses-” How quickly we forget the RAD popularity contest.
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Within my specific circle of friends on tumblr there's a unanimous agreement but I want to see what everyone else thinks. Feel free to tell your reasoning :)
#what gets me is the increasing % for each subsequent season#shit was scooching down a hill from the beginning
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