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A Little Bit of Love and A Little Bit of Yeah Yeah
Danique | 24 | accomplished failure | sucker for MSR, Parcs & Rec, Pushing Daisies and many more | reblogging everything that makes me laugh | always looking for attention, so hit me up!
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I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿
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we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
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reading is like. i’ve read 5 books in 3 days. i have not read a single sentence in months
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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forever that person that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours
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