one-chosen-by-mew
one-chosen-by-mew
Yo mama was a mistake
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I live in house 1642.
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one-chosen-by-mew · 18 days ago
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*Saber makes a slight pouty face* >:T
Yeah, alright....
*She pulls Sawada into their lap*
Mostly I'll just need you to be there, Auntie Maya. I've come to realize that I can't be everywhere at once. I can't protect everyone at the same time, so I'll need to start asking for help when I need it. I have a duty to both citizens and my family now.
*A somewhat frantic knock on the door*
@one-chosen-by-mew
*Maya opens it quickly, looking surprised*
Wha?
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one-chosen-by-mew · 18 days ago
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*She nods and stares distantly while Hanayo holds their hand in her sleep. They look down at her*
Maybe.... I'll take Hanayo with me. Sawada can stay with Silver until I get back.
*They turn back thoughtfully to Maya*
This is definitely what I want. I had been thinking about my career, but I never thought that I would be solving mysteries for money. Plus, since I'm invincible, I can take on the more dangerous jobs that others can't. Only problem is.... I need to make sure that Sawada doesn't get dragged into any of it.
*A somewhat frantic knock on the door*
@one-chosen-by-mew
*Maya opens it quickly, looking surprised*
Wha?
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one-chosen-by-mew · 18 days ago
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*Saber sighs*
Well, my Porygon is acting up, so we had to walk all the way here.
*They look around for a moment*
I just got promoted to personal detective, and then assigned to something. A house. Supposed to live in it until I can find out what's wrong with it. I don't know if I should take Hanayo and Sawada with me, though....
*A somewhat frantic knock on the door*
@one-chosen-by-mew
*Maya opens it quickly, looking surprised*
Wha?
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one-chosen-by-mew · 18 days ago
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one-chosen-by-mew · 18 days ago
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*Saber is holding Sawada while Hanayo is asleep on their back*
New job situation. In the midst of moving temporarily. Silver's house-sitting. Need your advice.
*They huff and set Hanayo and Sawada on the couch*
*A somewhat frantic knock on the door*
@one-chosen-by-mew
*Maya opens it quickly, looking surprised*
Wha?
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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Okay.
*Saber seems a little distracted*
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*She starts giggling like a little gremlin*
I've finally found my passion. I'm gonna work with herbs. I'm gonna make so many concoctions. Hehehehe!
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Saber avoids Maya's eyes for a moment, then gives in*
Fiiine. It's because-
*She actually starts drooling*
The herbs. The herbs, and the medicines, and the drugs!
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*She shakes their head and waves her arms around frantically*
Wah, well- it's nothing of course!
*They look off to the side with a mischevious and somewhat mareepish smirk*
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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Hopefully I can just wear as little as possible.
*Saber's eyes seem distant. It appears as though they have a hidden motive*
It will be nice.... to see what life is like there.
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Saber sighs deeply*
In the job itself, I'm interested. I'll get to work with high-ranking people and serve young women and mothers. It's just...."
*She makes a face*
I'll have to wear makeup sometimes.
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Saber sighs, looking mildly annoyed*
He's quite irritating. Childish. And I have to attend the events in nice clothing, accompanying the ladies of the family to make them look good.
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Mew squeaks and flies in loops by the window while Saber goes to sit down on the couch*
Well, I've always been good at noticing things. And I just happened to notice that a young man was about to get hit by a car, so I pushed him out of the way. As it turns out, he happened to be the Prince of the Royal Fujiwara dynasty. He wanted to thank me in some way, so I asked for money. I was only joking, but he just looked at me and said that I was hired. I'll be washing clothes, cleaning buildings, and apparently going to a lot of events.
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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For the Fujiwara empire. I went up to northern Unova to visit a friend, and somehow I ended getting hired.... long story.
*They add the asparagus slices to the pot*
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Saber inhales*
Well, I got a job. As a servant. And I'll be living there too.
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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*Saber opens the fridge, pulling out two asparaguses? Asparagi? And gets to work buttering them, then sprinkling them with cloves and a small amount of cinnamon. She then begins slicing and salting it*
"So, I've got some news."
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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one-chosen-by-mew · 1 month ago
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Do you have any asparagus? That would be good, especially spiced.
*They let Mew out to float around while she walks to the fridge*
*A knock on Maya's door*
Auntie Maya, are you home?
@one-chosen-by-mew
I'm in the kitchen, come in! Door's unlocked!
*When Saber enters she will see Maya peeling potatoes at the sink*
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