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Les Miserables Characters as Things I've Said or Done:

Jean Valjean: *grabs food* This is mine now

Inspector Javert: OH GODDAMNIT NO PUT THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT AGAIN FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Fantine: Welp that's my cue to skidoo outa here fuckers

Cosette: Today I am an antisocial potato. Come anywhere near me, and I will shoot you. Unless you have food.

Marius Pontmercy: Don't be ridiculous! I'll never fall in lo- too late

Eponine Thénardier: If you say one more word about your girlfriend, I will slap

Enjolras: You know what, I'm just not going to do my homework. Not because I'm lazy, but because that's what the government wants us to do, AND THEY WILL NOT WIN BECAUSE FUCK THE GOVERNMENT THAT'S WHY

Grantaire: So far, I'm only dead on the inside, I'm still working on the other part

Gavroche Thénardier: I was always like this, it's just that I used to be 50% innocent smol child and the other 50% was an insanely violent and rebellious mess, but now one of them's gone. Take a wild fucking guess which one it is

Combeferre: *screaming at a book* OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DIE OH MY GOD NO NO NO STOP YOU LITTLE SHIT *turns to friend* this book is awesome, I totally recommend it *shoves book into friend's hands* call me when you start, you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it

Courfeyac: You know, sometimes you just need to give someone a high five. In the face. With a chainsaw. Twice. Or I mean, you could just give them a friendly push DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS. Take your pick, I personally prefer the first one

Feuilly: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING- OH MY GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT

Joly: OH MY GOD YOU POOR SOUL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SICK AGAIN I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOUR SHIT

Lesgle (Bossuet): I'm probably the unluckiest person ever . . . Okay, maybe not EVER, but I'm still pretty unlucky

Jean (Jehan) Prouvaire: Who would win? The entire continent of Europe, or one sick rat? Haha . . . History jokes . . . I'm going to go jump off a bridge now

Bahorel: I'm kind of bored, I wish we could just, you know MURDER THE GOVERNMENT

Madame Thénardier: YOU USELESS POTATO

Monsieur Thénardier: You see? This is why I have trust issues

Azelma Thénardier: BITCH I RADIATE DISAPPOINTMENT IT IS MY SUPERPOWER

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A Little Fall of Rain, Les Miserables Created by @one-day-mooooooore

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You Will Be Found, Dear Evan Hansen #youwillbefound

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Les Miserables They will live again in freedom in the garden of the Lord They will walk behind the ploughshare They will put away the sword The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward! Created by @one-day-mooooooore

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You Will Be Found, Dear Evan Hansen #youwillbefound Created by @one-day-mooooooore

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Disappear, Dear Evan Hansen Created by @one-day-mooooooore

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Who here was victimised by Marius Pontmercy and his emotional problems?

Enjolras: *raises hand*

Eponine: *raises hand*

Les Amis de L'ABC: *raises hand*

The Audience: *raises hand*

France: *raises hand*

The World: *raises hand*

Marius: . . .

Marius: Really . . .?

Marius: Fucking really?

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Vive la France! Created by @one-day-mooooooore

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It is the future that we bring when tomorrow comes! Created by @one-day-mooooooore Les Mis Phone Background