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hes their mama now !!!

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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Take two cuz im forgetful - Genuine question

please rb im so curious

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My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

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>"Time travel" gets invented

>Can only slow down time not travel it

>Gets marketed as time travel regardless

>The utra-rich start sleeping in time-slowing chambers

>Eventually one company produces a fridge that incorporates time-slowing technology to keep your food fresh for longer, based on a torture device they designed for the US government

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I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

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2025 is a terrible year to be a jazz singer. the word scat is basically unusable and you can't even say skibidi

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Embark

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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r u having a crisis

NEVER.i am always sure of myself

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yall have to stop insulting your own art in the caption and preemptively pointing out mistakes 90% of people probably won't notice. allow things to not be perfect. allow yourself some grace

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these guys haven't seen goncharov

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”