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My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

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thinking about how an anonymous group (WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET!!!) found out where jon armond lived and made him swear he wouldn’t show anyone cracks before they gave it to him

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i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

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the gävle goat is still standing as of december 6th 2020

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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First day as a teacher. He’s so anxious. His teaching robes helped him a lot to build a mask of confidence and authority. 

Hi @geekling007

I was inspired by your prompt so.. Yeah. 

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Good ending. 🐍💖

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if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

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oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

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snape punching the man behind him because he touches snape’s shoulder during the first quidditch match is a whole mood

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how other people see my enthusiasm in writing fics: passion

how it really is:

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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.