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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

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This is understandable, but please update your tech. Most updates are for security, not features. Play around in settings to disable whatever stupid crap they add, but pease don't get hacked because you're afraid of having to do that

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

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Dolls with Balls

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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?

This might help put things into perspective. 😅

But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.

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Any day now

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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

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anyone at GDQ: trans rights!

the entire crowd, every time: WOOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!

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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me