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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Ah.

@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Would you like to come stay with me tonight?

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Yes please.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Although as I leave, I'm not realising I'm missing the opportunity to flick peas at him all evening.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Crutchie taught me how to do it with your fork.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Katherine?

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy You know that feeling when your mother invites your ex-boyfriend to dinner on Mother's Day because 'hopefully he'll be her son-in-law' soon?

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy I'm going to go sleep.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Four? Who, indeed, would the fourth be? Besides myself, of course.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Somehow I don't think it's you. Time to investigate!

[five minutes later]

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Okay, so I'm leaving.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter It might be fun. :)

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy It won't.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Besides, I'm already here.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Although it is set for four places, that's weird?

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Okay, yes. I am definitely joining you for dinner with your parents.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy You definitely are not.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter And why am I delirious, my dear?

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy I don't know, I'm tired, don't ask me things.

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@madiganhatter: @acereporter You received a chuckle from me, dear Katherine.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Well, seeing as you're my resident expert on dad jokes, I'll count it as an accomplishment.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter My, you have been spending too much time with Rita, I see.

@thehistoryboy: @acereporter No, I am not offering any such thing.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy I thought I was the delirious one.

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@madiganhatter: @acereporter If you're looking for puns, Billy's your man. I'm fond of them, but nowhere near as fantabulous as our Billy.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Oh yes! Our Billy is punderful.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Wow. That was terrible. Billy will never speak to me again.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Well, my darling girl, if you should need company, you know where to find me. I can handle your father

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Wait.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Are you offering to beat up my dad?

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@madiganhatter: @acereporter If you found that amusing, you should meet my buddy Benji!

@madiganhatter: @acereporter Well, salutations, Miss. Plumber! You're quite welcome.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Oh, really? Are either of you any good with puns? As a writer, I love a good pun.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter :)

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Ah, yes! It is definitely time that you got some sleep, I think.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy I'm fine! Promise.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy And I have dinner with my parents in twenty minutes, which I can probably sleep through since we don't talk to each other.

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@madiganhatter: @acereporter Yes! That was the uh, 'Dad joke', so to say. Bit rubbish, I say.

@madiganhatter: @acereporter Yes! I'm not a frequent coffee drinker, but, occasionally... that Katherine kick will do me just fine!

@acereporter: @madiganhatter My father never jokes, so I think it is the best dad joke I've ever heard :)

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Well. I really appreciate that. A lot.

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter I am coming over, and I am putting you to bed.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy Ah, I didn't want to tell you over the internet, but I just don't see you that way, Vlad.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy ;)

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@madiganhatter: @acereporter I heard the coffee at Potts 'n Pans diner is really bloody good! ;)

@acereporter: @madiganhatter I know. I make it.

@acereporter: @madiganhatter Wait, you think my coffee is good?

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@thehistoryboy: @acereporter Sleep, my cherub.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy You say that like I have the time.

@acereporter: @thehistoryboy I tried to reply to this tweet with my typewriter.

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@acereporter: I can't remember what more than three hours of sleep feels like. It's kind of a distant memory, like a childhood teddy bear.

@acereporter: I don't even know what I'm typing but, hey, what's new there?