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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

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Love how after this crisis my dad is still refusing to go to therapy lmao. "My job is my therapy" I'm glad you like your job but your job is not giving you the tools you need to keep yourself from getting absolutely plastered and threatening to take the gun out of your safe and shooting yourself after an argument with your son, you see how maybe I don't know how to deal with that?

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Here’s a reminder that US Police and ICE can force you to unlock any and all electronic devices if it has biometrics on it (Face ID, Touch ID) but they cannot force you to unlock them if you have to manually type in the password.

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I'm a truck I'm a car I'm a club I'm a library I'm a sky I'm a ground I'm a table I'm a chair I'm wait actually I was going to keep going but I realized I'm a table I'm a chair scans really well and has several good rhyming options. hm. I'm a table I'm a chair, I'm really self aware. ok post over thanks

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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

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we are so back

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Doechii's official portraits | BET Awards 2025

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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Shawn Braley Illustration