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whateven is thhat

are girls real

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I want you

large hole

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based

I bestow upon you

Your worst enemy

Ehh, I wouldn't call this guy my worst enemy. MY worst enemy is the cops

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CEMENG

onun HUNGRY fgeed it ten bgmillin blogkcs of CEMENT

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Your not actually going to do that to them right?

evenif want to, nohands.

just idea…

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OnionMother, I hav Found Out thag the Starpeople are made of NUTRIENT...

Should I Bring to you???

( @rock-pikmin-posting )

whah???? starpeople nutrint?……. hm…… plantworkers like starpeepol thoigh... but… starfilk goin onion…. come out leafyand bringthings to onion….

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FUCK

🧅

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... Threat...

-???

t…reat??? teart!!!!

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Er.... Hey, motherly chum. I know you're hungry, but could you tell your kids to get Pellet Posies instead of killing others?

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oh hello!!!!!! sorry butno. posies little nutirnt…. take longto grow.. creatures many!!!!! much nutri!!!! many!!!

speakingof nutu…. heycould you stand under mefor like 5seconds…… noreason…..

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soproud of my thousand childrn

Oh fuck.

The master onion above my house-- all the pikmin just came tumbling out of it!! More than a hundred, more than three types, MUCH MUCH MORE.

[An image of his front lawn, pictured through his kitchen window. Thousands of pikmin occupy every available surface, and the wings are carrying other pikmin over the water to avoid clogging the bridge Thrace has built.]

Where are they all going?!

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ғᴇᴇᴅ...ғᴇᴇᴅ...ғᴇᴇᴅ...

{A white pikmin came to the nutrient calling as well. It mostly collected small pellets, dead infected slooches and small dead bugs.}

@white-pikmin

delectable nutenc…..

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[Pellets!! And albino dwarf bulborbs. So many. Armfuls at a time, very quickly.]

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littol creatures…. add upto so much more…

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[Thrace and his thousands-strong squad have arrived, carrying several wollyhops, three grubchuckers, four aristocrab spawn, several hundred pellets of varying denominations, a giant blowhog, and an entire armored mawdad to the onion.]

@rescue-rookie-thrace

YESSSSSS FOODPROSPERNUTRIENS BWOWOWOWOWWWWO YESSS GROW FEED

PELLEVS……… SOMANY PELLETES……..!!!!!!!!

whereget so many plantworkers?,,,,,,, somany…

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/(=° > °=)\ hynhuitrence ... 🫐🫘🍆🧄🍣🍣🍬🍬🍇

MANY NATENCE,,,… SPELDID

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plantworkers are. different. not talk asmuch. lots more nutents tho so growprosper!!!!

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Frankie has shoved over a Yellow Wollyhop. (@blue-captain-frankie)

YESS BOWOWOWKWOWOWOWOOW NUTRINT GROW FEED

yellowones good….. much seed

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nvm lack ofwhimsy in yellow….

plantworkers are whimsy tday,,,,,,, slpendid