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We took our boy on his first walk of the spring yesterday and he got tired and had to be carried, poor baby.
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TWO (2) ONIONS
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why are the best things the ones that hurt the most??
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you can't trust an onion as far as you can throw it fortunately it can be thrown very far
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Onions gave me purpose all those years ago.
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Shoutout to the elderly customer who walked in on me and Favorite Coworker talking about how M*rrisey’s singing is the vocal equivalent of not being able to get it up because you’re on an SSRI, specifically FC loudly saying “he sings like Wellbutrin dick,” when we opened at 11 am on Sunday, hope you’re having a good week
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The Fool RotE
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It’s funny how I’m still one of the odd-ones-out/manage to have the weirdest voice in our subsystem, because while everyone else has various thick British accents, my voice is just incredibly high-pitched.
Like basically out of regular human range.
For anyone who wasn’t trying.
But it’s just my voice. As a mouse.
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craving nurtince
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Onions are God's favorite creature; this is why we cry when bearing blades against them
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onion update
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I'm sorry who the fuck is eating raw onion. Except Spanish onions I hear those are pretty good. But white onion??? Like normal regular white onions?!?!!? Coming from someone who has been know to ear garlic heads whole that's just too much
what??? you don't eat onions raw even as like a topping?? what about sandwiches?? or salads?? hot dogs??
you don't eat the rings?? cut them up into little slices and eat them like chips??? sometimes just bite into them like apples as a snack???
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