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more like, are you SQUIDDING me

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yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

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i run around like a fraggle

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reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

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your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

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im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé

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SKDJDSKSKSLD HOLY SHIT

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wake up babe new jesus just dropped

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@acek20

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-Major Monogram understands hash house lingo

-Major Monogram likes to eat scrambled eggs and toast for lunch

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How sweet, and you know she would have loved this so much. 😭