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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
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My website – My Facebook page – See me on Webtoon!
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the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift
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things to be happy about: - finding a new favorite song - taking a hot bath when you’re really cold - finishing a good book - having sex with someone you really love - falling asleep at the beach - sunscreen on a babies nose - getting into a freshly made bed - coming home after a long vacation - watching the people you love most laugh - painting your nails - hot cups of tea when it’s raining - coming home after a long day - waking up and stretching
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i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
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imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
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if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself
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Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
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