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The six horsemen of Eurovision

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This is AI-generated. Honestly looks better than I expected. I mean he has a normal looking hand with 5 fingers. The IBU logo is a bit cursed though :D

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Domen Prevc 254,5m world record

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long live the king -

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Literally me out with my friends

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Making it my mission to find and post all installments of 'Skispringen Kurios'. Here's today's issue on Fetti losing a ski at the World Championships 2013 and Ryoyu breaking his trophy at the New Year's comp in 2022.

On Fetti:

Andi to Stephan: Better than your marks

Eisei: He needs to get 20,0 for that manouvre.

Karl: Question is, is it a fall? Because his shoe was in the snow. If he'd fallen, Germany would have gotten gold. That would've been better.

Eisei: But it didn't happen. And what didn't happen did not happen.

On Ryoyu:

Eisei: That's when I got second. Mine's still at home, intact.

Stephan: He 's got a strong bicep

Hille: Was he allowed to keep that one? I'd like to keep both. I mean, I'd like having one of those at all.

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Also I can't believe we have an Olympic season next. I feel like I need a calm and uneventful season after this, just to recover. If this Olympic season is anything like the last one then I'm not sure how to get through it 💀

(At least there's no covid situation like back in 2022. Opening the news site right before the Olympics hoping that noone has tested positive was peak anxiety. And it DID happen and it DID end Olympic dreams before they even started. The tension was so high and I hope it's gonna be different next season - for the sake of the athletes and my mental state lol.)

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Maybe I'm just sad because the season ended but... I kinda regret not going to Oslo. I kept thinking I should focus on my Master's thesis and that's absolutely correct but man, I could've gone there. Like yeah, I can go there next year but this year was absolutely crazy and special. But it's biathlon, it's always gonna be crazy.

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The broadcast caught just a small glimpse of this moment, but...

... here you have Sturla, Éric and Quentin bowing to Johannes after the mass start 🥹

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Sturla: I was star struck sleeping in the same bed as Tarjei when i first joined the team

Ingrid: At 15 i was all "Tarjei know i exist"

Dale: I had pictures of Tarjei in my room growing up

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“the king and his heir” STOPPPP😭😭😭

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Yesterday I wished I was in Oslo but now I think it's better I'm on my couch. I would've passed out in the stadium 💀

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Uh my friend asked if I want to go for a walk rn and I replied "when I stop crying". How do I explain this? 😭😭

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Fifth stage of grief: Acceptance

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Uh so I made this dumb meme

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@sketchyorsomething he really is an icon