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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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Kids say the darndest things

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Occasionally, when tumblr gives up on showing me ads of AI girlfriends or financial scams, it will show me a poorly cropped picture of The Wizard.

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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

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Sergey Kuznetsov, Sunset, n.d.

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Language is universal

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Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions by Michael Pederson

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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

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Okay I didn't adjust color on this at all.

Who told Vice he was allowed to be purple?

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