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“aw.....” Ilan sighed and went over to pat him “it's okay buddy, one day” he gave the other man a small smile “I'm glad we met too.  Why don't we give you a ride back to your dorm room or wherever you're staying? Winnipeg's great but things can get a bit... you know, at night.  I'd feel a lot better if I knew you got home safe”

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“that'd be fun!” the young dragon scampered over to his father “dad! He said he could fly with me!”

Ilan chuckled and smiled down at him “did he really? Well that's very nice of him, I'm sure you;d have a lot of fun flying with someone, maybe you should ask him if he knows any dragons”

“okay!” Smaug quickly went back, eyes shining with excitement “do you know any dragons Mr. Antony?”

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that was, without a doubt, the coolest thing they had ever heard of “really?! anything? that’s so cool! can you fly? I can’t fly yet, but I will soon!” 

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“really? what else can you look like?” 

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the boys were completely amazed and hit him with a barrage of questions  “wow! even dad can’t do magic!” “are all people in your kingdom nice like you?” “I’ve never been to a kingdom! is it like England?” “what other kind of magic can you do?”

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Mom gets real in Facebook post about why the anti-vaxxer movement is so dangerous for her daughter.

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“Thank you” Ilan slowly stood up, keeping her balanced with practised ease and giant farm muscles “I don't know, what's all up there?”

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It was possibly one of the most embarrassing situations she’d ever had the misfortune of finding herself in. 

Maria stood on her tip-toes and stretched up as high as she can, fruitlessly grabbing for the last packet of chips on the top shelf; it was easily about 2 inches too far back on the shelf, and said shelf only just low enough for her to grab something from the edges from. She supposed it’d be a humours sight to an onlooker, what in her casually expensive clothes and immaculate looks, unable to grab the god-damn chip packet!

“I swear I will climb up you” she threatened, glaring at said packet, unaware that someone was watching, and close enough to hear her threat.

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“well I'm even less fond of the idea of you dying and me having to go find your remains somewhere and beat off whatever killed you.  I think we'd both much rather avoid that”

“well come come on then, let's get a move on”

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All three of the boy's eyes lit up, and Aiden slowly got a little closer “wow~ that's so cool.  Where are you from mister?”

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#

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

     what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: Big Bear     what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: Picture of Matt with the boys      what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: When Canada Rules the World      my muse’s last text to your muse: hey do you know where I can get cheap area rugs? Smaug sneezed and burned a hole through the one in the living room, again

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“uh, no, how’bout me or one of the other provinces or territories? these things are just as much a threat to us as they are to you, and more than a few of use have experience dealing with these things”

of course, I know they’d love that

Since people are playing my dick is bigger than yours in terms of painful deaths, I raise you being eaten alive by Wendigoes multiple times before being able to regrow enough limb and necessary organs to flee before they come back and eat you again.

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“see, this is why you don’t hunt those things alone also happy late father’s day the kids made you cards and we can do steak and fries for supper if you want I’m sorry I’m late”

Since people are playing my dick is bigger than yours in terms of painful deaths, I raise you being eaten alive by Wendigoes multiple times before being able to regrow enough limb and necessary organs to flee before they come back and eat you again.

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cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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It is pretty fun if you have a nice day to do it. You made your own syrup before? We just keep them for crisps so we've never tried making them into syrup

These things– its a strain of blueberry developed in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Best pancake syrup I ever had was made from these. @secondplayercanada

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No problem~ someone was either misinformed or just pulling your leg (if anyone tells you about snow beavers/weasels that's another classic)

They also grow in and around Montana and North Dakota so you may be able to get some shipped down without too much trouble but I'm not 100% sure

These things– its a strain of blueberry developed in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Best pancake syrup I ever had was made from these. @secondplayercanada