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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

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out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

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LIT SNOBS IN SHAMBLES

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Sits on your dash

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a collection

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You ever been in a fandom with a big ship that makes you feel like you’re looking at one of those colour blindness tests and you’re failing, like idk what y’all are excited about it but I cannot fucking see it

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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We out here, stridulating off key

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

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truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

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“I hope Will likes him back” is still the funniest inside joke this fandom has