onyourstageleft
onyourstageleft
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Jess aka Bee (she/they). 27. USA. polyam. i have a vague idea of what I’m doing with my life which i guess is good. side blogs stonedsthetic & darkmoonkestrel
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onyourstageleft · 52 minutes ago
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Fun ADHD hack is that you're allowed to just go to the library and reserve a study room for a couple of hours and make all your phone calls or whatever adult shit you need to do but can't because your house is for House Stuff and for some reason your brain has designated "phone calls for doctors and other such things" as School Adjacent and therefore refuses to do it in an insufficently academic environment. Like it's free. You can just do that.
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onyourstageleft · 53 minutes ago
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onyourstageleft · 8 hours ago
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onyourstageleft · 13 hours ago
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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
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onyourstageleft · 21 hours ago
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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onyourstageleft · 21 hours ago
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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onyourstageleft · 22 hours ago
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The idea of something being classy and fancy is such bullshit. Consider charcuterie boards. Random cold meats, cheese, crackers, olives and pickles served straight off a cutting board is the kind of goblin dinner I would eat laying in bed in my underwear too hung over to move. But since it's french then suddenly it's all refined and sophisticated.
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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I sent a friend a recipe in polish and the browser did sooo well. Delishes
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students
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i am LOSING IT
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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what is HAPPENING
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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How are my sweetie pees
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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she asked me to draw a blue bunny and I showed her how to move it around
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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Oh it's awesome that oxygen is pale blue in liquid/solid forms that is exactly the color it should be. Everything works out
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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Wait wait wait.
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The chapter is called what?
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onyourstageleft · 1 day ago
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Have I ever mentioned that time I accidentally convinced the students of a college campus that the woods were haunted
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