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Furby field notes

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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This is the essay that inspired this blog name btw. it's a super good read, I highly recommend tracking to down

i know ive blogged abt this before but does anyone else remember the study on the children w/ a broken furby who like. removed its skin and cut it into as many pieces as those who were present for the ceremony to be taken far away and buried as a means of appeasing it?? & they like?? defined the skin as the ghost and the rest as the goblin and both were angry that the children had killed it??????????????? please

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Gameplay gifs courtesty of @thorjefferson Thank you, Thor!

Listen. PF Magic’s Petz is the virtual pet game for anyone who wants a low-stress, fun, open-ended, Blorbo From Your Floor simulator.

Abandonware, so it’s easily found as a free download and it’s technically not even piracy! Even if it was, pirating from Ubisoft is always morally correct. Download the installers for every game in the series here at Acid Trip, or a pre-installed copy of Petz 4 with a modern compatibility+quality-of-life mod here at Yabiko.

Unlike many other games (such as Animal Crossing, or browser-based pet games), your petz and the world they live in will not suffer on days you don’t open the game. Petz will only gain neglect if you refuse to play with them on a day where you have booted up the game - a “launch day.” Feel free to take a hiatus, because your petz and their little world will be right where you left them when you feel like returning to the game.

Also, petz don’t die. They literally ran a poll in 1997 asking players if they wanted petz to die like Tamagotchi do, and the players said no. Petz will “run away” if severely mistreated, leaving the game, but old age will not destroy your petz.

One of the most in-depth personality systems in any virtual pet game, with multiple factors determining a pet’s temperament, animations, likes and dislikes, and relationships. Discover your pet’s personality through gameplay, find its favorite foods, and watch it form friendships and rivalries with other pets! The petz constantly learn from new experiences, and training can reinforce far more than just tricks and good behavior.

A robust genetics system that allows for truly unique pets to be bred via breed trait mixing and mutations. “Selective breeds” are a common self-imposed challenge in the petz community.

Extremely lightweight! You can easily hold an entire petz game on a flash drive, and still have a huge amount of space left for other things. This thing was designed to run on slow, old computers…. by 1990′s standards.

Ease of sharing - individual petz are stored as .pet files, which were intentionally designed to be easily shared over email and website services on dial-up internet. Nowadays, you can even share them via Discord. Every .pet file contains that individual pet’s appearance, personality, and memories, and updates every time it’s played with. Sending petz on “playdates“ to other people’s games via this file-sharing has existed for a long time, and now petz players even stream these playdates on Twitch sometimes!

A very active modding community, with community-made tools designed to assist modders like Pet Workshop, LNZ Pro, and LNZ Live. Want a sparkledog, a dragon, or a pokemon? Modders have, and continue to, create petz like this beyond what the vanilla game offers.

Also? Petz fansites are like a glimpse into a world where social media didn’t kill the Personal Website as a concept. The sites in the Petz Community Webring are just a handful of the petz sites that exist out here. Many of them are hand coded, with layouts reminiscent of the best of classic 2000′s web design, while taking advantage of modern HTML and CSS features. Even if you don’t want to play Petz, I recommend looking at petz fansites. They’re just as much art as the mods are.

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It's been a while since I shared this so figured I would bump it up again. Thanks to boba-online we've found the download page in the wayback machine, however unfortunately the file itself was not archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20081229094308/http://www.hasbro.co.uk/biscuit.html

So this is a long shot but I figure I might as well put it out into the world just in case. I am in search of the FurReal Friends Biscuit desktop pet program. Below is the only remaining reference I can find to it online:

If you're old like me you might also know this kind of program as a screenmate, basically it would put a little cartoon dog on your screen and it would run around and do cute animations. I am working on a project related to the old furreal friends robots, so if this sounds familiar to anyone and they think they might have it stuck on an old flash drive or something please get in touch

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exciting news! A re-release of the classic FurReal Friends Biscuit My Lovin' Pup has been spotted at Costco. He costs $139.99, and is also available for purchase online: https://www.costco.com/furreal-biscuit-my-lovin%E2%80%99-pup.product.4000283836.html

This release is sporting a new purple collar, but otherwise appears to be pretty faithful to the original. It's super cool to see a classic bot like this back in circulation, and hopefully, if Biscuit does well, we might see more like this in the future!

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Dah noh-lah wah!

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Had a pretty crazy day thrifting yesterday, my parents were in town and we ended up hitting 4 stores and I found a lot of bots!

Store one had the most, they had 2 literally overflowing bins of stuffed animals and I had to dig around for them. I found some other interesting critters too:

Store two is my usual favorite, and it did not disappoint!

Yes there was a second peak a roo guy lol, and yes that is a freaking i-Dog in amazing condition, spoilers but that came home with me.

The last two stores were less successful, the third store was actually total bust, no bots at all, and the fourth only has one sad little Hatchimal

To make up for it though, I will share a couple more random finds that temped me before I share the final haul

(is it just me or does the frog look like the default xp avatar lol)

Anyways, this was the final haul. I ended up getting the first Peak-a-roo we saw, which was slightly cheaper but didn't come with the baby. I might crochet a replacement baby though, the real one is hard plastic and not even that cute. Everyone worked except the Honey (the animagic horse). Despite looking mint on the outside, inside she has really really bad corrosion, like the contacts straight up rusted, so I'll have to see if I can fix her. If not, I'm still pretty satisfied, especially with the i-Dog which I think was the big win of the day.

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Has anyone coined a term for this phenomenon/aesthetic? because it's been a trend across all girls toy design, not just plush, and seemingly kicked off in the late 2000s to early 2010s

Littlest Pet Shop is the earliest example I know of

Compare 90s Littlest Pet Shop vs the 2005 reboot vs 2010 era toys. The designs just trend more cartoon-y and rainbow-y over time

FurReal Friends were another victim, with a sharp shift happening around 2012 towards big googly eyes

And we can't forget the Beanie Babies/Beanie Boos! The Boos launched in 2009

Even the Ubisoft Petz games took a swing at this style for a couple games, though it failed to save the brand lol

Build a Bear admittedly still offers both, but the Honey Girls line is still a good example of the phenomenon in action

And of course we can't forget our friend the Furby, just the latest victim to this phenomenon.

Now this probably just a case where one brand started using this aesthetic, got successful, and everyone else started copying it to the point where it's now the default. Probably with a big pinch of "toys are being targeted to younger and younger kids" thrown in as well. And maybe it really does test better with kids, idk. But I know when I was a kid, I would have picked the more realistic one, every time.

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Twas a robot-filled day at the thrift store this morning.

Firstly, there were a total of five modern FurReal friends type pets that I left behind:

Along with this super cool clear blue vintage PC tower. I badly wanted to take home but knew I wouldn't actually use. I really hope it ends up in the hands of an enthusiast!

I didn't leave empty handed though! Here was my final haul:

3 zhuzhu pets - these guys came out past time and are pretty basic so I'm not that into them, but figured I should at least pick up a couple for my eventual robopet videos. The brown one kept making noise as I walked around the store, so that was fun lol

2 girly DS games - I think the Lovely Lisa game must be a port of a Licca-chan game, I'll have to do more research. But for $2 a pop they were worth it for the boxes alone lol

A bot I didn't recognize at the time but research shows is an Oogie, a sort of Furby competitor by Playmates. I always love discovering a new vintage bot I didn't know about.

And the star of the show, a Wowwee Robosapian! My brother had one of these back in the day I remember it being super cool. He sadly didn't come with the remote but if works I can maybe source one from eBay.

Also this technically doesn't count because it was from FB Marketplace and not the thrift store, but I also snagged this amazing Furby bag this morning and I'm already so obsessed lol

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so my partner bought a super fancy 3d printer, which means no longer have an excuse to NOT 3d print a bunch of vegan furby faceplates and start make my own weird Furby art. so with that in mind, everybody meet my first protege: Murdock, the Lord of Pestilence.

he's already gone home to live with my dear friend @monsters-will-rise (who also provided the awesome pictures, thank you again <3) but I'm already working on planning my next creation.

the faceplate model I used is the one posted by Averybee on thingiverse (link) which is pretty good but I think I'll be tweaking a little bit for my next one as I don't like how little room it leaves for the armature wire for the face bits. all the crochet parts were freehanded by me, though I was definitely inspired by some of the other great crochet furbs that are already out there.

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So this is a long shot but I figure I might as well put it out into the world just in case. I am in search of the FurReal Friends Biscuit desktop pet program. Below is the only remaining reference I can find to it online:

If you're old like me you might also know this kind of program as a screenmate, basically it would put a little cartoon dog on your screen and it would run around and do cute animations. I am working on a project related to the old furreal friends robots, so if this sounds familiar to anyone and they think they might have it stuck on an old flash drive or something please get in touch

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This is happening with other stuff too, it's just harder to catch. But it pisses me off so I'm gonna name names to hopefully warn people away from products that have burned me

I've been buying the same style of converse shoe since highschool. They slip on, but have fake laces to look like a tennis shoe. With the latest pair, the laces have been made so thin the knot no longer stays in the eyelet, and since they're a special length of laces I can't just go get some replacements somewhere else. They've effectively ruined their own product to save a penny or two in materials. I'm no longer going to be purchasing these shoes, if anyone knows of any other brands that produce a similar style let me know.

I recently ordered two pairs of these Levi jeggings. However they are not the same pants. On one, the elastic is worse and doesn't stay up and the material for the pockets is rougher and less comfortable. They also changed the logo, so I was able to figure which was the current one; surprise surprise it's the worst one. I will probably try to find a pair or two of the old style on Poshmark since I know they fit me well but it sucks to know that even if I wanted to order more new pairs I can't.

Yes I know it's petty to complain about my new brand name clothes not living up to expectations. I'm lucky that I can afford to buy these things in the first place.

But it's so frustrating not being able to trust anything anymore. If they online reviews are even true in the first place, they may be for a totally different product than the thing you actually receive. Brands you used to be able to trust to deliver a baseline level of quality are now just as bad as the no-name drop shipped crap. Shopping in person can sometimes be better (though tbh when basically every brand is making their stuff worse it doesn't help much). But it also takes a lot more time and energy and assumes you have stores nearby that sell whatever you need (ie jeggings are some of the only pants I can comfortably wear right now due to my body shape and weight fluctuations but since they're not "fashionable" anymore a lot of stores don't sell them). And none of this shields you from issues that only show up after a little bit of wear or the first washing.

What can an individual even do? I try to thrift what I can (though once again that takes a lot of time and energy, plus can be difficult if you have a nonstandard body shape or don't stay a consistent size). But like, I need clothes. I don't have the time to figure out which brands haven't yet crappified their stuff. So I just end up buying shit that I know sucks because I need pants that fit me now and these mostly do the job. And inside I quietly rage because even if I'm willing to spend the money, the option to buy a better quality thing no longer exists.

I highlighted clothes here but it's literally everything. My thrifted IKEA Kallax shelf is noticeably better than the brand new one I bought new. The "crappy" screwdriver I got gifted from my dad when I moved out is better than the one I bought new. The quality of materials used on the vintage beanie babies I like collect is so much nicer than on the new ones you can buy in the store. Anywhere you can find a direct comparison to be made, the new one will almost always be worse.

I don't want to live in a cheap, disposable world. I try to take care of the things I have. I patch holes and mend seams and wash gently. But the corporations that run the world are giving us no choice.

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

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