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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
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i cant believe mcr played the black parade last night and instead of fob and dan and phil being there with a flag, they brought out the phanatic & free cheesesteaks
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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There should be more Skyrim-like games as a genre.
I want that open world RPG freedom of shenanigans and chaos.
Let me be a noble thief who steals from nobility to give to the poor.
Let me be a feral little creature who lives in the forest and eats random plants and insects to figure out how to make the best potion.
Let me be a humble farmer who is scarily strong and regularly carries around giant livestock because they hurt their leg.
Let me be a cook who has the option to spit in the food of rude customers/guests.
Gimme options and I'll give you money, time, and various horny posts on main about the one NPC I'm obsessed with
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The agony of thinking you鈥檙e finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it鈥檚 only been like a week
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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
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