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LIFE IS STRANGE (2015) ↳ dev. Dontnod Entertainment

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Sketch I drew of my oc 😚

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wtfffffd that shits hilarious who said this 😂

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i’m high and immediately saw gay eminem

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Italian Nirvana

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masterful gambit mr kaard

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i like the distortion of human form here. something about these shrink wrapped muscles, typically a sign of male heterosexual attractiveness, bursting open like frog eggs to reveal a tongue with which the body pleasures itself. there is no penis, because it is too explicit, so to evoke the interest of the viewer we create a new grotesquely sexual visual metaphor for the autoerotic fixation upon self. but i’m a lesbian so it doesn’t really matter to me

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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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the number of people who, when asked to elaborate on why they hold an opinion, will simply reveal that they have based entire thoughts & politics & Ethical Judgements on like. vibes, or hearsay, or Nothing At All is. kind of staggering

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my alien friend: on my planet "Night Club" is the most powerful weapon

me: what im saying is that at this point "at the club" is less about a literal place and more about like an abstract ideal of Freeness

my alien friend: every day we use the Night Club to defeat the sun

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you would think something that's "super natural" would be really really normal. but it's not that

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ohhhh i get it, it's called OUR DRAWINGS - PRINCESS MOVIE | Full Animation Film | Artist because it's a full animation film that is also a princess movie & it's about drawings that belong to us. artist

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imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

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one time around 7 years ago my friend texted like "come over i need to show you something or ill go insane." so i went to his apartment and what he wanted to show me was that he had accidentally dressed himself in like an olive green jacket over a white tshirt with black slim-cut jeans (ie accidental komaeda cosplay). and see, that wouldve been funny enough on its own, but at that moment i happened to be wearing a blue hoodie with shorts and flip flops,

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach