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I saw a video where they slowly and rather sexily move a camera up a guitar neck, and my first thought was "fuck i could choke her so good" and then I gave a shocked little gasp at my own thoughts
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#yk#im not a big green fan#BUT SHE MAKES IT WORK!!#you go girl!#groovy as hell#ds#smash#objectphilia#objectum
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I didn't know they sold porn at guitar center what the fuck
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the woke left doesn’t want me to snuggle with my katana and kiss my katana and bathe with my katana and make love to my katana and walk around town with my katana on a date with my katana and love my katana and marry my katana. because woke
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the woke left doesn't understand the inherent loveability of a beautiful blade
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I have a shark plushie, right? It has a big pocket for a mouth so I can put things in there. I give him kisses every time I hit my cart
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Crystals and opals pngs!
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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"
The steel factory:

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I wanna kiss my knitting needles
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shout out crystals, shout out tarot cards, shout out herbs, shout out all my witch biz that I would like to kiss <3
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idk who he is or what he was made for but i crave to be held in his arms
oh yes. Yes yes YES! LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ANTENNAS <333
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everyone meet my very facetious fan, who loves to try and eat my curtain/aroace flag
...I love him though, he keeps me cold
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me talking about my object crushes tbh
#for those who dont know:#SHE FUCKED THE DESK.#literally objectum rep#objectum#objectum community#milo murphy's law
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these two are so adorable 🥺

What do I name my new friends :3
hmm... peri (like periwinkle) and rob (like stRAWBerry)
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how do I tell my crush he's cute


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I made it so the longer you spend time with Wyvern in his server room, the more compliments he gives you. Like spend a minute with him and he will mention they you always choose to spend time with him, and that's why you're his favourite engineer. Spend 3 minutes and he might say he loves you.
What else should I make for other time milestones, like 5 minutes and maybe even 10 minutes?
ooooh I'm not good with words of affirmation....
maybe a 5 minute thing should be a compliment along the lines of "You're so gorgeous" or smth
reblogs are appreciated here, I have no clue 😭😭
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