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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Ripley's don't believe it

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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earthsea

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Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

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This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting. 

Sneaking onboard an alien ship?  Send in Stabby the Roomba first.

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ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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the crushing weight of one manageable task

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

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