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Cody: Oh no. Thats my circus.

Cody: Oh maker, those are my monkeys.

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I call this one the Dichotomy of Man

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Plo Koon: When working with the 501st be sure to be patient with the younger ones.

Wolffe: Yes, General

Plo Koon: And be sure to not get to snappy with the more immature troopers

Wolffe: ... Yes, General

Plo Koon: And don't always keep such a scowl, it'll scare the others

Wolffe: ... With all due respect, General. I'm your commander, not your pet rancor-

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Fives: Flirting's easy, you just have to ask her questions.

Echo: Like "Hey girl, do you like reading the reg manual?"

Fives: What- no, she's not you-

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Cody: How are things holding up with you?

Fox: I have this horrible headache that comes and goes.

Palpatine: *walks past*

Fox: Oh, there it goes again.

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Windu: Do you always trust everything your men say?

Anakin: Oh, yeah. My boys can't lie to save their lives.

The 501st:

- Arc Trooper "I'm a maintenance droid" Echo

- Arc Trooper "Everything is fine in the hanger" Fives

- Clone Trooper "Alien booby trap" Hardcase

- Captain "Just waiting for the general" Rex

- Clone Trooper "It's just a headache" Tup

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Echo: I wonder what its like to be a lonely child

Hevy: Its an only child. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you

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Cody: How much would someone have to pay you to punch the chancellor

Fox: I would pay them

Cody:

Cody: So they would punch the chancellor?

Fox: No.

Fox: So I can punch him.

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Fives: If I have to walk one more click, I'm done for.

Kix: I thought you were the "god of cardio"

Fives: Well apparently theres a limit.

Fives: Somewhere between a nice stroll through the barracks, and a twelve hour march in the woods

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Hardcase: Do you dare me to chug this glass of accarm

Rex: What? No-

Hardcase: I didn't want to but since you insisted

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Jesse: I'm doing great. Kix said I have internal bleeding, so I don't know why he's so worried,

Jesse: That's where the blood supposed to be

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Fox: Everyday I wake up and I tell myself its going to be a good day

Fox: And every night I tuck myself into bed and go "well it wasn't"