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Hey so in that Roomates AU, do you think everyone would just take up calling Nathan "dad" to the point where he gets used to it

Honestly, yeah

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#Nygmobblepot1001kisses

35- Bloody kiss

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 -  6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 -17 -18 -19 - 20- 21- 22 - 23- 24 - 25 - 26 - 27- 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32- 33 - 34

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Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

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this is the most valid car in the world.

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WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

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why does old english look like shitposting

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sometimes you just wake up wanting to kiss a girl reblog if you agree

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this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

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I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.  

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

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2018 is about little victories. we’re not putting pressure on ourselves to become everything we’ve always wanted to be because nobody can do that in a year. instead we’re focusing on making forward strides and we’re celebrating every single win no matter how small.

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allot of 80s cartoons are really bad™

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fuck this hotel blanket in particular

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someone: yeah i know you told me that

me:

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I just saw a kid yell ‘fuck off’ at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing so he picked it up like 2 fucking milliseconds after it started ringing and said “hi mama” in the softest god damn voice I’ve ever heard