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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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PSA: Platonic breakups can hurt just as much as romantic ones, its okay to need time to heal and move on

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hey bro are u okay. it's just that ur classical guitar motif turned into an electric guitar for a second there. yeah like how the gods are all represented by electric instruments... i just got a little bit worried that you might be abandoning your humanity haha

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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

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It belongs in a museum,I think

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in the ocean

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rebranding

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I normally don't repost stuff but OMFG

if anyone finds the op on douyin I'm grateful 🙏

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still astonished that there are people who really refer to Twitter as "x" now. Even in casual conversation. You don't need to do that.

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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,

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THELMA AND LOUISE (1991)

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Do they know that reading is not mandatory? Nobody is forcing them to read?

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CAT Scan