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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

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And that’s that on that.

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This is so fucking funny

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Star Wars really said "Anakin Skywalker had issues rooted in childhood trauma that was not his fault" but also "Anakin made his own choices as an adult for which he alone is responsible" but ALSO "In spite of the truly evil things he chose to do Anakin was still capable of being loved and redeemed" and I think that's important.

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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happy pride month this game is from 2011 and this is found in GlaDOS’s chamber