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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

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when drawing requires you to draw

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You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

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Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

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Though it's the end of the world...

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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

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It’s so much fun

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i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

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all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize

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"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

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both they/them