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GABE: it still adds up ok shut up GABE: then what else do you want? GABE: FAKE. BFF. >:( deal with it GABE: i’m not gonna be crying to anyone bc i’m winning this GABE: then why won’t u let me break up with u GABE: dramatic  GABE: idk, u tell me GABE: send me a nude or something idk, a tit pic is sufficient GABE: BUT only one pic that’s it, i’m not tryna be that much of a dick GABE: michelle obama GABE: i do know how to control myself 

OPHELIA: not when you’re making almost double the money back!  OPHELIA: if not more than that i don’t keep track of ur earnings OPHELIA: maybe i want jewelry, or luxurious trips OPHELIA: he’s NOT my FAKE bff >:( he’s my real one OPHELIA: ur not gonna win anything  OPHELIA: bc i’m just not letting you  OPHELIA: i wasn’t expecting u to be so straightforward  OPHELIA: isn’t that still being a dick? and getting us in trouble?  OPHELIA: and wouldn’t you much rather see the real thing ... in person? :)  OPHELIA: now ur just lying to me

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GABE: but all of them added together is hella expensive GABE: you said that about the last five purses GABE: he’s too busy being my husband to focus on being ur fake bff >:( GABE: bring it on then GABE: but u still stick around for my money GABE: thank u, was that so hard :) GABE: are you trying to get me in trouble? GABE: but … idk surprise me GABE: i think we need a third opinion to settle this GABE: ur the one that’s egging it on

OPHELIA: it’s been over the course of months tho so it doesn’t count OPHELIA: maybe i want more than just purses, gabriel  OPHELIA: he’s not my fake bff u better take that back >:(  OPHELIA: fine but don’t cry to ur mommy when you lose  OPHELIA: i don’t need ur money so you’re wrong OPHELIA: yes, i think i gagged a little OPHELIA: why would i be doing that?  OPHELIA: and i’m not good at surprises, you gotta tell me what you want OPHELIA: who’s gonna give us the third opinion?  OPHELIA: i’m only teasing OPHELIA: you should be able to control yourself 

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AVA: you’re so important to me and this is why you’re literally my favorite in this whole city AVA: your laugh isn’t even bad, hush  AVA: i would fight anyone for you tho <3  AVA: that’s alright, he might freak if you just talked to him and sprung all those questions right at him. i’m crossing my fingers AVA: do you think it might be good?? i’m trying to keep positive thoughts  AVA: it may happen again and it may not but holding yourself back from happiness isn’t good phe.. you’re right, that’s what makes our friendship so great. 

OPHELIA: remind me again why we aren’t roommates?  OPHELIA: i sound like a dying cat when i laugh, ava  OPHELIA: yours is the cutest OPHELIA: i don’t want u to get hurt so you don’t have to <3 but i appreciate it OPHELIA: i think it’s gonna be good ... i mean, ur adorable and you’re you, so why wouldn’t it be good?  OPHELIA: he’d be an idiot to not want to get back together OPHELIA: but i want happiness that’s gonna last a lifetime. and that’s so fucking cliche and stupid but it’s the truth. don’t tell anyone i said that tho 

❝ sɴᴀᴘ ❞ ↝ from ophelia🐰

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GABE: yes, that’s exactly what i’m saying rn GABE: he’s going to be so mad ur trying to break us up >:( GABE: why are u such a hater smh let us be love birds GABE: takes one to know one GABE:  ur so difficult GABE: if you want this purse then you’re gonna have to GABE: you’re right, he wouldn’t. let’s forget that portion of the conversation GABE: you don’t have control over me stop GABE: really? that’s interesting to know

OPHELIA: i haven’t even asked for anything THAT expensive OPHELIA: one purse is not going to break the bank OPHELIA: he isn’t even in love with you he’s too busy being my bff >:( OPHELIA: i really want to fight u OPHELIA: you’re a pain in my fuckin ass OPHELIA: but fine ... please, gabe  OPHELIA: no, i don’t want to forget it :) what kind of pics do you want? OPHELIA: i’m feeling generous, so now’s ur chance OPHELIA: well i have half control over this relationship and we aren’t breaking up OPHELIA: stop thinking abt it 

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AVA: stop, you’re important to me  AVA: they probably have, not quite sure  AVA: well that’s something i’m willing to do  AVA: kinda both .. i mean it’d nice to know plus if they’re answers i don’t wanna hear, at least i got you here  AVA: ah gotta love the loaded questions   AVA: i get that.. wanting to be with someone you loved but they’ve hurt you is hard. how do you know it’ll happen again? what if it turns out great and you two last??

OPHELIA: well you’re the MOST important to me  OPHELIA: i’ll have to google it sometime, but no one wants to hear me laugh constantly  OPHELIA: i wouldn’t make u fight anyone <3 OPHELIA: i’m gonna have to talk to him before i just throw these loaded questions at him ... but i’ve got you, i’ll let you know how it goes  OPHELIA: you never know, it might be better than you think :)  OPHELIA: i don’t know if it’ll happen again, but i don’t know that it won’t, either. you’re too optimistic, you know that? and i’m too pessimistic 

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GABE: i need to make money in order to support the both of us, u know GABE: ace would never let u >:( GABE: we played footsies under the table too, it was bromantic GABE: that’s exactly what i thief would say GABE: did u? i don’t even remember but say it again GABE: just PICS. i’m not going into detail GABE: watch me GABE: can’t it’s already in my head smh

OPHELIA: are you saying i have expensive habits, gabe?  OPHELIA: he’s not going to be able to stop me >:(  OPHELIA: i’m gonna chop ur feet off too then sorry i don’t make the rules  OPHELIA: i’m not the thief here  OPHELIA: i said it once and i’m not saying it again OPHELIA: you’re gonna have to make me  OPHELIA: i don’t think mal would appreciate me sending pics to you :)  OPHELIA: i’m not letting you break up with me  OPHELIA: i’ve been told i’m pretty good ... possibly the best ... 

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AVA: stop :( you’re way more important than you think  AVA: i do too, laughing at yourself is good for you  AVA: well i’ll fight whoever laughs at you  AVA: you can, you don’t have to phe but i’m too chicken to do it as usual AVA: do you still love him??  AVA: well what do you want you two to be?? 

OPHELIA: i’m not that important, babe, but i appreciate ur support  OPHELIA: is it? has science proven that?  OPHELIA: you’re gonna have to fight a lot of people OPHELIA: i’ll ask him whatever u want to know ... do you just want to know if he misses you? or if he wants to get back together?  OPHELIA: that’s a loaded question  OPHELIA: i never stopped loving him. but i’m so sick of getting hurt. and he’s already hurt me once, you know? what’s stopping him from doing it again? 

❝ sɴᴀᴘ ❞ ↝ from ophelia🐰

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GABE: i’ve been busy doing my job >:( GABE: it’s true we got married in vegas, the marriage certificate’s in his house GABE: too late i held his hand earlier GABE: u’ve stolen him before  GABE: sometimes it’d be nice hear a ‘please’ wtf GABE: bc a great one would at least send pics but all u do is yell at me GABE: i’m finding a new sugar baby this is over GABE: i dislike u

OPHELIA: that’s always your excuse, isn’t it? i’m onto you OPHELIA: i’m gonna find the certificate and burn it >:(  OPHELIA: i’m gonna chop ur hands off if you don’t stop  OPHELIA: i’ve never stolen him shut up OPHELIA: i said please the first time and i still don’t have a purse OPHELIA: send pics of what? 😇 OPHELIA: you can’t break up with your sugar baby  OPHELIA: quit thinking about me sucking ur dick now 

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GABE: i haven’t been ignoring anyone wtf, but talk about what? what’d i do GABE: atlas is MY husband, so /u/ can’t have him GABE: u already stole mal from me >:(  GABE: it probably got lost in the mail idk  GABE: & ur the worst sugar baby so who’s really at fault GABE: i didn’t even know u’d be willing to wtf

OPHELIA: you’ve been ignoring me and trying to steal my bff >:(  OPHELIA: he’s literally NOT your husband bc i don’t approve  OPHELIA: keep your hands away from him  OPHELIA: i didn’t steal mal from u he’s just been mia  OPHELIA: then you need to take me to the store and buy me another  OPHELIA: how am i the worst sugar baby wtf  OPHELIA: i do everything a sugar baby is supposed to do aka nothing OPHELIA: i’m not willing to, that’s why i’m refusing 

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AVA: that’s fine cause i don’t need anyone else if i have you :( AVA: well let’s be glad we don’t have to worry about that  AVA: i would never laugh at you, only with you  AVA: yeah, you’ll have to meet him. he’s a pretty great guy. of course i will :) cause you know me, i’m too scared to do that  AVA: are you guys working on getting back together or?? AVA: really? i never knew that you two dated 

OPHELIA: shut up u make me feel way more important than i am :(  OPHELIA: how do you know i’d be laughing? OPHELIA: i’m kidding, i always laugh at myself  OPHELIA: it keeps everyone else from being able to do it for me OPHELIA: do you want me to ask him for you? because i’m down to do that, and you know i’ll be honest with you about whatever he says OPHELIA: um ... i think so? i’m not really sure OPHELIA: we dated after high school and moved here together, then everything went to shit overnight ... so it’s been a while 

❝ sɴᴀᴘ ❞ ↝ from ophelia🐰

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ATLAS: like, phone line connected or connected connected ? but u saying it ‘might’ have been u translated to ‘i did steal them, i betrayed ur trust forever atlas’. don’t call me a binch, binch. i literally do not like u. never 😈 ATLAS: then get one from the kitchen (: ATLAS: stop calling me a liar, that’s rude as fuck ATLAS: no ATLAS: i’m blocking u ATLAS: well now we’re talking abt YOU. is it mal ?? should i give him The Talk ? ATLAS: well then u’ll have to suffer with ur alleged broken hands bc i’m not moving my ass anywhere until u prove it ATLAS: yeah while i told u to fight me THIS time ATLAS: [ image attachment. ]

OPHELIA: connected connected ... like, on some deep shit. that’s not what it translated to and u know it so stop putting words in my mouth >:( don’t call ME a binch, you fuckin snake. you’re right, you love me.  OPHELIA: hahaha. you’re so funny. i forgot to laugh.  OPHELIA: then stop being rude to me and i’ll be nice to you OPHELIA: there’s only a handful of girls who are single OPHELIA: and it’s not me, it’s not ava ... am i getting warmer? OPHELIA: no we’re not going to talk about me OPHELIA: and leave mal alone OPHELIA: you’ll have to come here for me to prove it OPHELIA: why are we fighting abt fighting  OPHELIA: that pic of u is really cute 

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OPHELIA: i feel like you’ve been ignoring me since the trip and i don’t appreciate it ... especially when we need to talk OPHELIA: atlas is my best friend so u can’t have him  OPHELIA: also i haven’t gotten my purse yet wtf is taking so long OPHELIA: ur the worst sugar daddy i’ve ever had OPHELIA: this is why i refuse to suck ur dick

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ATLAS: wtf are u a mind reader ?? binch she’s literally here rn reading this conversation, u just exposed urself. feel grateful, not everyone is blessed with diane’s baking. if u keep telling me to shut up he might be on par 😡 ATLAS: gross ATLAS: i’m not lying, stop calling me a liar ATLAS: it isn’t omg ATLAS: i’m not telling u, u need to chill ATLAS: um excuse u, no laying it all on me, who’s neck needs wringing ? ATLAS: then show me ur hands, lame ass ATLAS: that’s not how it fucking works, i told u to fight me first

OPHELIA: no u and i are just connected >:( i didn’t expose myself wtf i said that it might have been me but i didn’t confirm it so fight me binch. and i’m calling u the binch, not diane. she’s an angel. and take that back  OPHELIA: i just wanted to spoon OPHELIA: ok but you are a liar and it hurts my feelings  OPHELIA: can i guess, then? OPHELIA: i promise i won’t hurt them OPHELIA: we’re talking about YOU right now. and no one, stop it OPHELIA: i don’t have to do anything i don’t want to do  OPHELIA: i’ve been telling you to fight me so ur wrong 

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