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The Aliens made a big oopsie!

Just randomly came up with this funny idea of what if when we meet aliens in the future and their entire knowledge of humanity comes from a couple textbooks written in the UK and America in the 1860s that they took at face value for some reason.

Would be a really confusing first day.

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This is Tom, he's a great old one. He doesn't look like one of us but trust us, that's what he is. When women from the big city with big corporate careers try to shut down his Christmas tree farm they can't help but fall in love with him. Nobody can remember when he moved into Meadow's Valley but they know he's been there for all their lives. Never aging, his collection always growing.

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

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Show idea: It's like The Big Bang Theory but one of the characters is an immortal who just really wanted to live the Big Bang Theory character lifestyle for a couple decades.

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Finally, a reason to use this!

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Used Suno AI to make my list of 100 women into a song.

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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Made me want to create this.

Girl why are you numbers

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Took Me ABout 70 minutes. I'm going to bed now.

Hilary Clinton

Kiwo

Plumbella

Cake Jumper

Sydney Lauper

Greta Gertiwg

Greta Thunberg

Kamala Harris

Hillary Clinton

Kim Campbell

Liz Truss

Maggie Thatcher

Rianna

Adele 

Biance

Oprah Winphre

Olivio Rodrigez

SamWitch

Alana Morriset

Queen Elizebth I

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Victoria

Mary Queen of Scots

Amelia Airheart

Nancy Ragen

Nancy Pelocskuy

Madonna

Zendaya

Kim Swift

Barbara, daughter of the creator of barbie

Amylee33

Vivziepop

Amy Jo Johnson

Margie Tyler Green

Amy Poler

Tina Fey

T Tui Sutherland

Miam Bealic

Marie Carrie

Megan Fox

Margo Robbie

Lady GaGa

Mary the Virgin

Tina Turner

Jodie Witiker

Katie Parry

Taylor Swift

Ariana Grande

Kelly Ann Konway

Carly Simon

Agatha Cristee

Billie Piper

Hayley Steinfeld

Kayle Cuoco

Kathleen Win

Gweneth Paltro

Scarlett Johanson

Brie Larson

Billie Elish

P!NK

Jessica Gao

Mellisa Mecarthy

Cleopatra

Jon of Ark

Marie Antwonette

Princess Diana

Bl##dy Mary

Sycornie Weaver

Sandra Oh

Ellie (“Banana Soul”)

Michelle Kwon

Michelle Yeoh

Harriet Tubman

Maria Cari

Selin Deon

Sarah Palien

Chris Chan

Carly Ray Jebson

Mary Magdalin

Zelda Williams

Natlie Portman

Dolly Parton

Mary Shelly

Malala

Kathleen Kenedy

Eliza Hamilton

Julie Gardener

Sarah Shemin

Nicole Kidman

Aritha Franklin

Lizzo

Magan Thee Stalion

Carrie Underwood

Selina Gomez

Carrie Fisher

Cher

Ann Hathaway

Cardi B

JoJo Siwa

Gal Gadot

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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Happy April Fools 2024

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S### I never pressed the button! I only watched the video.

Hopefully this is true because I have to escape this website's riptide.

#GetOutBeforeItsTooLate

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Hopefully this is true because I have to escape this website's riptide.

#GetOutBeforeItsTooLate

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Talking to an AI

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder Explain yourself!

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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god i fucking love trans men like the act of making yourself a man is so breathtakingly beautiful the ability to build yourself up brick by brick to keep pushing forward through the mire that tries to hold you back to be able to hold your breath forever while the whole world tries to drown you like truly every trans man reading this you are the strongest bravest cleverest most enduring people i know i love you forever