23, they/he. I’m a white transmasc dyke and a beast of sorts. I like bugs and dogs and other stuff too. Bug/insect posts are tagged #bug
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We got in an argument over Seinfeld. He believed Jerry featured qualities of a spider and that Kramer was beelike, something I believed the exact inverse of. The dam broke when he had me stalked and poisoned for 10 weeks
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Hey youtube! Today we will be be dropping a ant from the top of the Burj Khalifa to see if it will die from falling so much even though it doesnt way very much
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EXCLUSIVE: First look at Wario Land 6 for the Nintendo Switch 2!
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Pacific velvet ant, Dasymutilla aureola, Mutillidae
Velvet ants are a type of wasp; females are wingless and can deliver a powerful sting.
Photographed in California by brianjdykstranativebeesociety
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Almost left a little bit of blood on the toilet seat in the men’s restroom. which would of course send 500 werewolves to my location
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Van Hara Diamond, “black bespectacled” Mongolian Bankhar, source.
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i'm solution-oriented as long as that solution is at least 10% ABV
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i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed
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the shrimp were having another stupid shrimp threesome but my stupid phone is full of photos of shrimp threesomes and other vital data so it wouldn't open the camera app in time and I missed it
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