opossumpal
opossumpal
Local Trash Opossum
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Mostly Batman, Big Hero 6, and Literature
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opossumpal · 8 minutes ago
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Hildred Castaigne would get into kin drama if he were in the modern era. I can feel it in my bones.
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opossumpal · 8 minutes ago
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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...
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opossumpal · 8 minutes ago
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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it
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opossumpal · 9 minutes ago
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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opossumpal · 9 minutes ago
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opossumpal · 1 hour ago
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permission to lib out?
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opossumpal · 1 hour ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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Seriously, the most useless people in every leftist activist group are the ones who refuse to see progress as, well, progress, and instead are obsessed with the idea of fomenting Revolution on a truly massive scale, because “that’s the only way things will ever truly change.” Not that they’re actually going out and trying to START that revolution ever, mind you. They’ll just keep telling you that that’s the only real solution, and until that happens, until they can get their absolutely perfect outcome, they’ll just sit on their asses and tell the rest of us that what we’re doing is useless. Which is bullshit, of course.
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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opossumpal · 4 hours ago
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opossumpal · 11 hours ago
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