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love video essays as much as the next homosexual but i'm going to need many of these to put more emphasis on the essay than the video. i would love a thesis or perhaps and argument. not just a silly recap of something. everyone wants to do unhinged recaps a la mike's mic but not everyone has the taste humour or raw charisma of mike's mic

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What if… they did get to see that movie together on his birthday

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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Have you met any tumblr friends in person?

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Hamburger.mp3

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Note from Anon:

“Please say your opinion in the tags! I’m asking cuz I have two oc ships and I’m afraid that the age differences might be a problem, the first is a 28 year old x a 31 year old the other is a 41 year old x a 46 year old.”

-submit your poll!-

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love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

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My ray of sunshine, my baby boy, my wittle osakan detective… 

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"If she knows, why doesn't she just tell me?"

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Nunca te soltaré, idiota ... 🪦🧜‍♀️