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The funny thing is that I can fully see where a lot of very dumb discourse on this site came from but it doesnt make it any less perplexing

"Weight is most often determined by genetics rather than lifestyle choices, and the connection to health is not as black and white as TLC would have you believe": yeah, im with you.

"A person's health is not in any way connected to their worth as a person, and its not any of your business how healthy someone is to begin with, nor is it fair to demand fat people bend over backwards to perform health for you in a way you never ask of skinny people": absolutely. Completely agree with you.

"Saying that vegetables and exercise are good for you is fatphobic": okay what the hell happened here

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Man I Don’t Know But You Need To Get Into This Looney Tunes Contraption So Our Church Can Have It’s Own Saint

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The Jam at Gerry’s Rock

folk songs about horrendous industrial accidents

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The central joke of the Ulysses Ogre meme hinges on the Ogre holding themselves to unreasonable standards by expecting to fully grasp one of the most famously difficult works of the 20th Century after only a single reading, which just doesn't work if you substitute your favourite video game, because frankly, your favourite video game is not Ulysses – but to be fair, the overwhelming majority of books are not Ulysses either. There's probably a video game somewhere out there that's as textually challenging as Ulysses, and it's probably some random-ass RPG Maker game from 2006 with an author whose name is a dick joke and a present fandom of approximately eleven people.

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Had my first drink and it did absolutely nothing to me at all, disappointing tbh

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kinda insane how common and accepted it is for yanks to just casually mention wanting to join the military. yeah I wanted to kill people because of a videogame. I wanted to kill real human beings because I thought it'd be fun. I would kill human beings who Aren't Real because they aren't American (Real). and you just have to fucking deal with it! especially being arab diaspora like jesus christ it feels like a genuine threat at some points. I wanted to kill people like you. I killed people like you and feel good enough to say it. I think anyone who's ever even thought about joining the US military should kill themselves

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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ASS. CHICKEN

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Also the mega dungeon under the city, why is Paris just an irl rpg

Crazy how Paris just has a like underground art mini game built into it

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Other speeders reacting to getting their powers: “oh my god… what’s happening to me… I don’t feel so good..”

Jay Garrick: “Wheeeee ^_^”

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Had some wings with a peach sauce and they were so fucking good I’m still thinking about them days later

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When Meat Loaf died my high school principal went on the PA system and announced his death and looking back what was up with that, he never did that with any other celebrities

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Crazy how Paris just has a like underground art mini game built into it

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Been replaying undertale and it’s like if Toby Fox made deltarune

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every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet