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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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Wizard tip of the day:

Retreating into the dark recesses of your tower committing unknown horrors on innocent test subjects for weeks at a time may cause your husband and wife to leave you

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I love plain tortilla wrap

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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

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[r/dragonadvice]

my (25M) kobolds (23F) (22M) (27M) (25F) (22F) (23M) (24F) (23M) (22F) (28M) (29F) (24M) (24F) (29M) (26M) (27F) (30F) (29M) (23M) (24F) (30M) (22M) (22M) (22M) (24M) (30F) (23M) (26F) (26M) (29F) (22M) (23F) (25F) (25M) (27F) (30M) (22M) have unionised

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The Goblin Emperor will teach you how to speak Elvish without you even realizing it because it so gradually introduces words, so halfway through the book you'll be saying shit like "I can't believe the Ethuverazhid Zhas's dachenmaza nohecharis has to commit revethvoran :/" with a straight face

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i know we talk a lot about toby schmitz’s excellent delivery of some truly wonderful dialogue, but truly nothing will ever top this line from season 1

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through autism and necromancy everything is possible

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now i'm curious

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NEVER ask a WOMAN:

her AGE

her CAVALIER’S NAME

what she put in THE SOUP

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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ok i’m curious