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“that bandaid makes you look stupid.”
you say to itoshi rin while pointing at the very stupid brown bandaid plastered on his nose bridge.
“yeah? well you always look stupid.”
he rolls his eyes, clearly angered by your comment. in the end, it’s only you who giggles at the end of his sentence—rin’s face still has the stone-cold expression he’s had since the beginning of whatever.
he’s so pretty it’s stupid. “let me change it for you.” you die down with your laughter to get up and grab one of the spare first-aid kits that are placed somewhere in the room. “no.” it’s a firm rejection but he doesn’t swat your hand away when it goes to peel off the plaster.
it’s like he’s a cat because he slightly hisses when you get to the part that got the direct blow. you grimace at the injury. “why do you look like you’re in pain?” he grumbles, annoyed. “i don’t know, maybe because it’s painful?” you shrug sarcastically while rubbing it clean before opening the new bandaid. the feeling of your fingers lightly touching the skin on his face makes him shiver.
“we’re all done!”
“is that a fucking dinosaur?”
sticky note. I HATE SCHEWLLLL anyway say hi to rin
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Lucifer: What a wonderful end to a perfect evening.
MC: I agree. I had a lot of fun with you tonight, Lucifer.
Lucifer: I'm glad to hear it. Though perhaps we should continue said "fun" in my room?
MC: That's ok, I'm feeling a bit tired anyway, so I'll head on back.
Lucifer: No, what I meant was we should allow ourselves to get further acquainted...alone...in my room.
MC: Oh, Lucifer, I already spend plenty of time alone with you. No need to get possessive.
Lucifer: That's not what I...look, what I'm saying is I'd like to know you more intimately, preferably without your clothes, if you catch my drift.
MC: Oh, so I see.
Lucifer: Indeed.
MC: ...
Lucifer: ...
MC: ...So are you saying you hate my outfit? Because I tried to go for a more casual look but--
Lucifer: I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
MC: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
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luke was never seen again in public after this
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ASMODEUS: Name things that could ruin a first date, go! MAMMON: Shittin' in your pants? DIAVOLO: Saying I love you? MC: Killing them? EVERYONE: ... BELPHEGOR: ..You're still mad about that, aren't you?
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Asmo: Bathtubs that can't submerge an entire adult body should be illegal!!!
MC: Okay I know what you meant, but you sound like a murderer.
Solomon: How can you be sure he didn’t mean it like that?
Asmo: Either way my point still stands!!
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Happy holidays to everyone! :)
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Demon brothers Noel outfits references
(Sharing here only for art references. Please keep any negative comments off my post and tags.)
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Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally
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You can never tell Mammon you’re cold because he can’t act fucking normal for five minutes- rather then giving you his jacket he tries to zip you in with him, telling you to put your arms in the sleeves with his and that his body heat will keep you warmer anyway :)
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It's been a while since I posted.. But LOOK AT WHAT I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY FROM MY AMAZING SISTER IN LAW!!! 😁😁😁
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer
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I finally get to post this 😊
My piece for the @obeymezine
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Belphie: i was a box for Halloween once
MC:... Um, Just a box?
Belphie: well it's not like i can dress up as a goddamn demon.
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Mc: (holding a knife) can I stab them now?
Lucifer: no, they are a higher up Demon
Mc: does that mean I can kill them when I'm careful?
Lucifer: yes
Mc: (cheering) yay!
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