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Miss Brannigan: Not here! Too many eyes! *Gestures vaguely behind her*
Mr Cocker: How many eyes? *Gestures vaguely behind him*
Miss Brannigan: Two plus two - four!
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Mr Cocker, to Miss Brannigan: What do you want for dinner, Sheena?
Billy: SHEENA?!
Mr Cocker: That’s her name, William
Michael: WILLIAM?!
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Michael: Went to No Bitches Island, you were there, Corey
Corey: Interesting. If I’m on No Bitches Island...and now you are there too...then that is two bitches. What do you think that means?
Michael, trying to think of a comeback: uh, um, uh…
Tiffany: Drag, I’m over here on All The Bitches Island and I’m lonely without you guys :(
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Michael, taunting Corey: Big di– No, that's not an insult. Little dick!
Billy: BIG DICK!
Michael: No–
Billy: You got a big dick!
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Which Back to the 80s characters would rock the suburbs?
I think this is a reference to something but I have genuinely no idea what. Um. Huey
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Corey: I’m sorry for lashing out like that, guys. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Kirk: I do that with my stupidity.
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Kirk: I don’t know where Alf ends and I begin!
Corey: See, statements like that are why people think you're gay.
#as if oblivious aromantic corey hasnt said something exactly like that about kirk + alf#wait kalfey qpr would actually go so hard#btt80s
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Eileen Reagan they could never make me hate you
#EILEEN NOOOOOOOO#MY GIRL AUGHHHHHHH#SCREMING CRYING THROWING UP#*SCREAMING FUCKK#btt80s#eileen reagen
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i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

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Corey Snr: Actually, my life wasn’t as glamorous as my diary made it look.
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Mr Cocker, doing a school assembly: I will leave you on a poem.
Miss Brannigan: *Waiting expectantly*
Mr Cocker: When the wind does blow… to and fro… you must get your shit together… and fuck up them hoes.
#canon#to me.#mr cocker so seems like the sort of teacher whod swear in from of the whole school#btt80s
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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
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Wait why is it actually like so close to my Tumblr anniversary
#of this acc at least#yeah this is a sideblog srry </3#no ur not getting my main lol#millipede posting
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he would not fucking say that but it would be funny if he did
#mr cocker#PREVVVVVVVV#i have never once characterised that man correctly but its immensely funny to me not to try
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