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[orangedavecopy]

no i dont think i have. i havent met many people actually i wasnt very social in game. yea im davesprite and i dont have other names... i do but i dont like them or i dont care. so aradia youre the ram chick thats pretty cool. whats up?

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hell0, i d0n’t believe y0u have met me. my name is aradia. aradia megid0. It is nice to met you physically davesprite. davesprite is what y0u are called yes?

[orangedavecopy]

"Maybe it's time I actually went out to talk to people. It's getting pretty boring just hanging around and watching." Davesprite squinted as he went outside into the sun. "Where do you even find people again?" 

[orangedavecopy]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

"My necklace. It's pretty important you know."

[orangedavecopy]

Davesprite? It's John, and things are kind of crazy and I'm panicking a bit but I'm doing okay, but do you know if you're my Davesprite? My pesterchum isn't working but I have this connection somehow, and I'm hoping you're just from the future of my timeline? Did I ever turn you human in an ectobiology accident, and if so do you know where I am and where you are and how we turned us back? Okay maybe that's not so likely, but let me know either way? The sprite thing is freaking me out.

woah mah first off this sprite thing isnt freaky its pretty fucking cool

could you fly before? i think now... unless you were god tier

i dont think im your davesprite so sorry about that nor do i know if you can even turn back. if so then someone has been holding that information from me

dont freak out just enjoy it

[orangedavecopy]

oh thats pretty cool

what do you do as a devil? do you only fantasize about someone bleeding out? 

thats pretty sadistic... what about a cause? i didnt understand that part

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[orangedavecopy]

you did not just say spermwand before pussy devastator 

dave i am ashamed

i am ashamed you didnt say anal destroyer before pussy devastator

you missed your chance

===> Greet orangedavecopy

spermwand prick pussy devastator—

oh are we talking about something else now sorry

[orangedavecopy]

dicks are already weird why would you make it weirder by giving it a name?

i never understood that

then again i am weird so i cant say much

===> Greet orangedavecopy

theres lots of nicknames for a dick man

schlong weiner boinker meatrod

you name it

[orangedavecopy]

why are you even out for blood 

are you a vampire or something because last time i checked only the jade trolls could be vamps

im so confused man despite that you seem pretty cool blood lust troll lady

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[orangedavecopy]

ooc: Well frick frack snapback quater back crackerjack biofeedback thumbtack I did it again.

I'll be on here more. My other blog is boring. 

[orangedavecopy]

now now dont get uppity 

all of you are different and want different futures just asking

why would you nickname your dick its a dick calling it a baby maker doesnt make it fancy

===> Greet orangedavecopy

dude davesprite hell no

i will probably not ever get babies ever

its just a nickname for my dick ya know

[orangedavecopy]

hell yea its a conquest were taking over..

well i havent got that planned out though your problems are going to build up and backfire on you you have to get that stuff go

yes sunflower seeds are the best snack for me do you not get happy when you get food?

wwell shit if conquest is wwhat wwere doin ivve obvviously come to the right place

more problems than youd be able to comprehend im sure … your day is good because you found yourself a snack not evven a great one just an avverage one

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being like this has its bonuses

think of it like ad block you get no more random pop ups

i didnt know you were big on the baby making or are you making plans for your future

if you get one

===> Greet orangedavecopy

shit thats true dude no dick dave

thats actually a little depressing i might lose my babymaker if i die

[orangedavecopy]

thats some pretty twisted stuff youve got goin on over there

i was just meandering and then bam i run into you

no need to be so malicious im just a guy wanting to say hi

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こんにちは、私は何かに関してあなたの手助けをすることができますか？

私のムードはうまくいかなくなり始めています、そして私は血の光景を切望しています。

[orangedavecopy]

advice? nah not today that takes up time and energy which i dont have right now

you could say im happy to see you but theres no punchline since the lack of legs also mean a lack of another part in that region for the joke

===> Greet orangedavecopy

sup davesprite

did you come to give me more so-called advice or are you just happy to see me

[orangedavecopy]

ooc: One of the coolest things you'll read

“Olympus Overdrive”

More like, Please hold me it’s beautiful. 

[orangedavecopy]

ooc: Oops I forgot I existed on this blog. I should really get on more.

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Guys, it’s Christmas so here’s a shitty transparent Kringlefucker for all your holiday needs.