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my main complaint with the switch 2 isn't the price, it's that it won't give you road head like the 3ds

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New stuff on the trading post and let me tell you I'm a big fan of the fact that outfits are not gender locked or change depending on your race and body type!

Big W in my book!

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you've lost yet another game of Ur. hah! surely your wife shall bear thee no whelps. infertile? 🤨 hold on my phone just auto-generated a sticker:

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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth

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a jolt of excrement runs through him

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cicero would never break my heart like this.

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ORC ORC ORC

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I could never make it in California. First of all that's where the time monster lives

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Put ya pussy on the phone Squidward! OH YEAH! Let's hear the sound of that WAP !!

#fuckbob

You know I'm a person with feelings right?

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🐾 nyaa~~

it's like. totally nyaa dude

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it's nyall good

it's like. totally nyaa dude

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it's like. totally nyaa dude

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bleeeeeeh

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austin powers was so fucked for doing this

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anon have you tried the Gun cantrip

Hey are you one of those tumblr wizards or are you just a regular bunnygirl because I need someone to teach me fireball level 9 so I can finally get that stupid strong as fuck ice mummy out of my freezer, I want my pot pies :(

im a regular bunny sorry. @cryptotheism maybe U can help

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