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Wait for it…

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Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

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“I learn… learn flute!” Sing-Song grins a toothy smile at Sof, presenting the dirtied instrument to her companion. Her legs dangle from the bar stool, kicking against the leg of their table with small thuds. Raising the instrument to her lips, she nods as though answering her own question.  “I show you, yes? But… cannot sing and play flute. Hmm….”     @orcsof

Sof glances over her shoulder, setting the goblet down on the counter. When had Sing-Song picked that up? Oh god, had she stolen it? Her black eyes rise to the surroundings in search of a disgruntled musician. Well. None in sight. Sof rests a hand on her own thigh, leaning back a little on her stool. “You can if you don’ take breaths. Use that time to get lyrics out, girl!” Is she serious? Does she just want to see if Sing-Song will try?

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The OA  |  2x08 - “Overview”

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Game Night (2018)

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an update for the skyrim fic i was writing too much of is that sof is totally unable to talk to people she is in love with, and also she angry cries at herself and that’s the only time tears are shed

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ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

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Would you ever do a housewives [The Real Housewives] show?

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You’re a hot piece of ass. You should be boning on the regs.

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

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i am, as the critics say, a disaster